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CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Farms Harvested:	182	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Potions Brewed:	117	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

Blocky Banter Bonanza

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5325
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

anticipation, anxiety, apprehension, blocky, concern, confusion, doubt, fear, foreboding, hesitation, Mystery, nervousness, premonition, Questioning, second guessing, Shenanigans, Suspense, trepidation, uncertainty, unease, unknown, worry

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	New Chunks Explored:	964159
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	897	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5407
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3610	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

Based, blocky, Blunders, camaraderie, Chronicles, columbine, compassion, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, healing, Hope, Humanity, loyalty, Redemption, school shooting, strength, Support, Tragedy, two men, Understanding, Unity, violence

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!