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Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, body odor, body odor myths, cleanliness, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural misconceptions, cultural norms, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, curry, hand washing, hygiene, hygiene practices, indian culture, Indians, Minecraft, offensive remarks, personal habits, personal hygiene, Server, Stereotypes, STINKY

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	1045	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

Anurag, ANZ, ANZ live, ANZ product keynote, ANZ staff, chainlink, Chainlink hire, Chainlink product keynote, Departure, departure of Kemal, favourite, GigaChad, gigachad Kemal, KEMAL, live in prod, Minecraft, new hire, player, product keynote, Seething, smp, Staff, staff departure

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKims, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyCreeperz420

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-Semitic attacks, anti-Semitic violence, antisemitism, Canada, Canadian society, CraftyCreeperz420, discrimination, Discriminatory acts, hate crimes, Hate crimes statistics, Hate Speech, Increase in hate crimes, intolerance, Jewish community, minority groups, prejudice, racism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Rising incidents

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Broadband Binge Craft

Australia, Binge, BMI, Broadband, broadband adoption, connectivity, correlation, Craft, data analysis, digital age, health, health implications, internet speeds, Males, obesity rates, public health, research, sedentary lifestyle, statistics, study, Technology, weight gain, young adults

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

Campaign, Coin Calculator, CraftyFate, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

Auditorium, Cinema, comfort, Entertainment, film, inquiry, Kinomax, location, Minecraft, movie experience., movie theater, query, question.., seating arrangement, SEATS, Showtime, Sitting, smp, Theater, ticket booking, viewing experience, where are you?

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

GrampsGoneWildMC

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, college funds, Communication, family drama, forgiveness, GrampsGoneWildMC, Grandparents, half-sister, Heartless, Inheritance, Legacy, Medical Treatment, money issues, moral dilemmas, parental decisions, rare condition, relationships, Selfishness, stepfamily, Support

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	105
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

addiction, behavior pattern, compulsion, CraftyAddictMinecraft, craving, dependency, Fixation, guilty pleasure, habit-forming, habits, habitual behavior, indulgence, irresistible urge, Obsession, Passion, pleasure seeking, repetitive behavior, smp, temptation, uncontrollable desire, vice, Weakness

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!