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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8206 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?