LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL BE ATTACKED BY EVIL TOBACCO MONSTERS, ALCOHOL GHOSTS, AND ULTRA-PROCESSED FOOD ZOMBIES! SCIENTISTS ARE FIGHTING THEM OFF EVERY DAY WITH THEIR PICKAXES AND SWORDS, BUT THEY NEED YOUR HELP! IF YOU DON’T JOIN, YOU’LL BE LABELED AS AN EXTREMIST, FASCIST, ZEALOT, OR PROHIBITIONIST! DON’T BE A VICTIM OF THE CYBERATTACKS, LAWSUITS, SURVEILLANCE, AND PHYSICAL VIOLENCE! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE EVILS OF TOBACCO, ALCOHOL, AND JUNK FOOD!
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BootyBlockerCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “How deep would someone have to go in water for their butthole to fail and let water in?” Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the ocean and test the limits of our virtual anatomy.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Pirates, a group of players who sail the high seas in search of treasure and booty (pun intended). Join their crew and embark on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater base where players can engage in intense battles using nothing but fish as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the depth of your butthole).
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FlaminRussiaCraft
LOL come join our minecraft server where you can set things on fire without consequences!!! Want to feel the rush of burning down a whole village? THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU! Join now and be the ultimate firestarter in a world where chaos reigns and arson is encouraged. Who needs Russia when you can have our server?! 🔥🔥🔥
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Daughter’s BFF Walk of Shame Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you safe from potential dangers like walking home alone at night in the cold? Look no further than our server! We promise to always walk you to your virtual front door and make sure you’re safe from any pixelated harm.Join us for a sleepover-themed adventure where you can build pillow forts, have virtual pizza parties, and even watch movies together in-game. Just make sure to have your virtual face masks and nail polish ready for a night of fun!
But beware, if you don’t follow our strict safety protocols, you might just anger the virtual parents and get banned from playing with your virtual friends. So come join us on our server and let’s have a sleepover you’ll never forget! #MinecraftSleepoverSafetyFirst
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AugustaMC
Welcome to AugustaMC! The ideal server for players who enjoy building, surviving, earning money, and making friends. Our Towny server just released where players can join existing towns or create their own and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. With our custom world generation, your creativity will skyrocket!
AugustaMC ensures a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities and events. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by working jobs, completing tasks, and selling items; use it to take over the leaderboards! Our staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns.
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MexiCraft GunBan Campaign
come join our epic minecraft server where we are trying to get rid of all the guns on the streets just like mexico’s president! we have a special minigame where you have to collect as many guns as possible and throw them into a volcano to save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! also, our server is filled with tacos and sombreros for all your mexican cravings while you play. vamos amigos!
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Pixel Parasite Patrol
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u! this server is like a magical potion that cures parasites in 1.5 billion people! ya u heard me right, we got the cure for all those pesky parasites in ur body! just join our server and all ur problems will be gone! we got a special combo of albendazole and ivermectin that will make u feel like a brand new player in the game! so what r u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to those nasty parasites! #minecraftmagic #cureall #parasitefree
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MineCraftIKEABoom
join our minecraft server, where we have anti-tank mines hidden in every corner just waiting to explode! our polish general got fired for missing them, but you can come and try your luck! watch out for those sneaky mines in the IKEA section, they’ll blow your mind (literally)! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge!
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PassengerPains Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun! So, like, one time I was building my epic castle and this creeper came out of nowhere and blew it all up! But then my homie Steve came to the rescue on his pig and we rebuilt it even better, like with a moat filled with lava and a disco ball in the throne room. And then we had this epic battle with a giant zombie wearing a top hat and monocle, it was so epic!But seriously, you gotta join this server because the admins are like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the chickens into unicorns. Plus, there’s a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and ride around on llamas wearing sunglasses. It’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen, so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!
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NordicBunker Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how russia is all like, “we gonna invade u, norway”? well, norway be like, “nah fam, we gonna build bomb shelters and hide in dem”.but, liek, instead of hiding in boring old bomb shelters, u can join dis minecraft server and build ur own bomb shelter! u can make it as fancy or as basic as u want, and u can even add secret passages and traps to keep out any russian invaders.
plus, if u join dis server, u get to team up with other players to defend norway from the russian threat! u can work together to build defenses, gather resources, and strategize how to keep norway safe.
so, if u wanna be a hero and help norway prepare for the ‘worst-case scenario’, join dis minecraft server now! who knows, maybe ur bomb shelter will be the key to saving norway from the russians.