Are you tired of sharing the road with clueless pedestrians on their phones? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate road rage therapy! We have bike lanes where you can zoom past distracted couples pushing baby carriers without any consequences. Just make sure to watch where you’re pushing the f#king thing! It’s the perfect place to release your inner asshole in a virtual world. Plus, our community is full of players working on their prevention skills and road rage management. Join now for a hilarious and outrageous experience!
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BikePathBlocker Minecraft Server
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Giant Baby Adventures
join our epic minecraft server and escape the terror of being a baby in a world of giants! here, you are the giant and you can do whatever you want! build massive structures, tame wild animals, and conquer the land with your mighty pickaxe!imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a dragon while shooting fireballs at your enemies! or dive deep into the ocean to discover hidden treasures and fight off sea monsters! the possibilities are endless on our server!
plus, we have the friendliest community of players who are always willing to help you out and join in on the fun. no more feeling like a helpless baby, now you can be the ruler of your own destiny in this crazy minecraft world!
so come join us and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime. who needs to be a baby when you can be a minecraft master? let’s goooo!
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BorderBlockParty
come join our minecraft server and escape the dangers of the real world like getting shot by cartel terrorists while hiking in the US-Mexico border! on our server, the only thing you’ll be dodging is creepers and zombies, not bullets! plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about those pesky terrorists trying to ruin your day. so come on over and start building your dream world with us, where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at skeletons!
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GFsParentsMadMC
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in safety first! Just like how we made sure that little girl was safe in her booster seat, we make sure all our players are protected from creepers and zombies at all times!Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world and protect it from any unwanted intruders. Our server is so safe, even grandparents will approve!
Don’t be like the angry father-in-law who couldn’t handle a simple booster seat installation, join our server and let us handle all the tough stuff for you. Plus, we promise no family drama like in this story, unless you count the epic battles between players for the best loot!
So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew safety could be so entertaining?
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KoalaCraft Minecraft Server
come join our cray cray minecraft server where we burn down childcare centers and spray paint weird stuff on the walls! we got all the chaos and mayhem you could ever want in a blocky world. join us if you want to be part of the most insane and outrageous community out there. who needs rules and order when you can have pure anarchy and destruction? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s set the world on fire together!
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BrotherlyCraft: Clean Up or Get Out
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-trash-left-behind policy! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy chases as you try to clean up after your fellow players who leave tin foil and toxic foods everywhere.But beware, our server is full of surprises – like puppies who will snatch your loot if you’re not quick enough! Test your skills in training your virtual dog to not run out the door, just like in real life.
And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a sibling who randomly pops in and out, leaving chaos in their wake. Will you be able to navigate the busy roads of our server and avoid disaster?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft world! Remember, common sense is not so common here – so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!
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DadCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).
Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).
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Alexa, play ‘Creeper Aw Man’ on loop
Are you tired of fending off intruders in your virtual Minecraft house with just a measly wooden sword? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can arm yourself to the teeth with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon to protect your precious loot!Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers, zombies, and even other players in epic PvP battles. And when things get tough, just tell Alexa to play the “Eye of the Ender” song to boost your fighting spirit and strike fear into your enemies.
So why wait? Join our server now and show everyone who’s the ultimate Minecraft warrior!
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PartyPleaserGoneRogue
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication! Just like this player who went above and beyond to help their partner’s friend with a birthday party, only to be told their stay won’t be appreciated. But fear not, on our server, your efforts will always be recognized and celebrated!Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. We promise that you won’t have to deal with dirty rental beds without sheets, and you definitely won’t be told to go home after all your hard work. Plus, we have a strict “no cat medication refusal” policy – all pets must take their meds without any fuss!
So come on over to our server and experience the true meaning of friendship and teamwork. And remember, if you care for your fellow players’ well-being and safety, you’ll always have a place here, no matter how sleepy you are. See you in the game!
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ExBlocker911
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex Dan? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Dan would feel right at home (but don’t worry, we have better security than my windows).Join our server for a chance to escape from your past and build a new life, just like I did with Riley (who is definitely not a creeper like Dan). Explore our virtual world and leave your real-life troubles behind – unless you want to bring them along for some drama-filled roleplay!
With features like hidden locations and emergency sirens for when things get too intense, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let’s build a better future together – without any unwanted visitors banging on your virtual door. See you there!