Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on wild adventures and meet mysterious creatures like the elusive hoholina! But be warned, this creature is so rare and special that we have to remind players not to rape or kill her while they’re exploring the world. Join us if you’re up for the challenge of protecting hoholina and uncovering the secrets of our server. Who knows what other crazy encounters await you in this wacky world!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.
Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to fallen cyclists in the most epic way possible! Join us as we build all-white bikes and chain them up at various spots around the map to honor those who have met their demise at the hands of carheads.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing harder than mining diamonds is trying to catch Henya! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and the chance to try and catch the elusive Henya. Legend has it that Henya is the fastest player on the server, always one step ahead of anyone trying to catch them. Will you be the one to finally catch Henya and claim the ultimate bragging rights? Join us now and find out!
Are you tired of falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Join our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual social safety net to catch you when you fall (literally). Our friendly community of players will help you navigate the dangers of the blocky world and even offer emotional support when creepers blow up your beautiful creations. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples grant wishes, like turning all mobs into adorable kittens or giving you diamond armor made of bubblegum. So come join us and experience the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft server out there!
Are you tired of being stalked at your job? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with fembots ready to fend off any sus strangers following you home. With the power of pixelated armor and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have to worry about creepy dudes again. Join us and let’s show those stalkers who’s boss in the world of 1s and 0s!
Are you tired of dealing with creepy pedophiles on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, all pedophiles magically vanish as soon as they log on! It’s like they never existed in the first place! Join us for a pedo-free gaming experience unlike any other. Just watch out for the occasional unicorn stampede in spawn…they’re harmless, but they do have a tendency to photobomb your screenshots!
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our spawn area is a giant hot tub filled with friendly creepers giving out free massages.
2. Our server mascot is a chicken riding a pig wearing a top hat and monocle.
3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players who lose in PvP battles have to do the Chicken Dance for an hour straight.
4. Our admin team consists of highly trained monkeys who can build entire castles in a matter of seconds.
5. Every full moon, we have a special event where all players have to speak in Shakespearean English or be cursed with exploding sheep.
So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride of madness and mayhem on this epic Minecraft server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, like getting jumped by a pack of evil bunnies or being challenged to a build battle by a talking llama. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of boring, safe-for-work Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. So why wait? Come join the chaos and let your blocky adventures begin!
Are you tired of creepers blowing up your meticulously crafted builds? Sick of getting ganked by mobs in the dead of night? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is SAFER than Japan! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! Our server has a zero creepers policy and our admin team patrols the virtual streets, making sure no skeletons or zombies are causing any trouble.
But that’s not all! On our server, crime doesn’t exist. That’s right, you can leave your diamond pickaxe unattended and it won’t magically disappear. Our server has a magical force field that repels any would-be thieves or griefers. It’s like being in the Witness Protection Program, but in Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a crime-free, creeper-free Minecraft utopia. Just be careful not to trip over a block and stub your virtual toe – we haven’t figured out how to make the server health and safety compliant yet.
We are back and better than ever! Ba Sing Se, now with a much larger, custom made map, armed with much more accurate information about the city of Ba Sing Se we are striving to build a large active community around the project. Ba Sing Se Remastered is a project that is a long time coming. The original project began in November of 2012 when we first tried our hand this monster of a project, but the server’s life was cut short after the rig we were running on decided to burn up, along with all the files with it. The memory lives on however, this time around we will do even better!
The wildly fun, community-driven Factions server that you’ve been looking for! We here at FactionKingdom believe that Factions is most fun when it is played alongside a competitive yet welcoming community and within an economy that gives powerful items real value. We use a two-pronged economy: the server sets the base price for some items, but players can buy their own shops or sell items on the auction house to make an items value change. Our server is loving and thrilling: we hope you hop on!
✧ unique electricity and nuclear reactors✧ cutting-edge weapons✧ and exciting new tools!✧ In addition to our exciting new features,✧ you’ll find a world filled with custom biomes✧ nations and wars✧ as well as complete freedom of speech✧ and last, no pay to win mechanics, just pure skill and fun
↗ Season 3 of Epyckej Minecraft Server has just kicked off, so join in and be a part of some incredible adventures! Don’t miss out on all the excitement and join us today! ↗ Whether you’re new to the game or a seasoned pro, you’ll find a warm welcome here. So come on in and let’s start building some unforgettable memories together
SkyRoyale features an eclectic mix of Skyblock, Survival, and Daily events with PayPal Cash Prizes! Our Skyblock server includes all the traditional skyblock features as well as a huge assortment of dungeons, an array of awesome crates, and a unique economy setup.
Our survival server incorporates a custom spawn as well as a ton of cool plugins such as Silk Spawners, Regenerating End, Land Claim, Jobs, and more!
Finally, we host daily events such as Parkour, KOTH King of the hill, and Spleef and award the winners with REAL PAYPAL CASH PRIZES ranging in value from 15-50. These events occur at random times throughout the day and are unannounced prior to a 3 minute warning. The winner can choose to cashout directly through PayPal or to receive their prize in the form of a SkyRoyale store gift card.