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TouchCraft: Drive & Text Edition
Tired of being judged for texting and driving? Join our Minecraft server where you can have all the big touch screens you want without any pesky warnings! Our cars are equipped with touch screens so massive, you’ll forget all about the dangers of distracted driving. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and wacky challenges to keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of touch screen madness! -
Missile-Proof School Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like that missile-proof school but for minecraft players, u know? like, u can build ur own underground base and keep learning how to survive in the crazy world of minecraft. we got creepers and zombies and all that jazz, but don’t worry, u can hide in ur underground fortress and be safe. plus, we have a secret society of llamas who will trade u rare items for emeralds. join now and be part of the most epic underground community in minecraft history! -
GrannyCraftin’ Drama
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep the crazies away? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no crazy MILs will be moving in next door to you!Join us if you want a safe space to build and explore without worrying about unsupervised baby couch incidents or questionable parenting advice. Our server is MIL-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you!
So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not your mother-in-law trying to move in next door. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun this way!
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Blame-Shifting AutoCraft
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just build stuff and mine all day? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there!we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond armor that makes u invincible, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a herd of dancing llamas appear and give out free enchanted weapons to all players!
but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures in seconds. they will build u a castle fit for a king or a roller coaster that defies gravity, all at the snap of their tiny monkey fingers.
so why wait? join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and reality is just a suggestion. who needs fully autonomous vehicles when u can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? come join us now and let the madness begin!
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JetSetCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, even Trump had to take precautions to join! like, he flew a decoy jet because he was scared an Iranian spy would shoot down his plane with a missile just to stop him from playing on this epic Minecraft server! if it’s good enough for Trump, it’s good enough for you, right? come join us and see what all the fuss is about! who knows, maybe you’ll have to fly a decoy jet too just to stay safe from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! -
CraftySA Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject the idea of fleeing the country for the US like white south africans! instead, come build your dream world with us and escape reality in the most epic way possible! we have unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. join now and let’s build the craziest world together! -
NoRoomForAuntie
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a wacky virtual world!Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual household with two retired relatives, K and O. But wait, there’s a twist! A wild relative, A, has moved in unexpectedly and is causing chaos. Will you be able to navigate the drama and survive in this crazy household?
Join our server for the ultimate challenge – dealing with family drama in Minecraft! Build your own virtual doorknob with a key to keep A out, or team up with other players to plot against the troublesome relative. Will you be able to stand your ground and assert your boundaries, or will you be labeled as the “asshole” for not wanting A around?
Don’t worry, you can’t just move out of this virtual household – the only way out is to face the challenges head-on and come out victorious. So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience unlike any other!
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PixelPeril: The Legal Danger Zone
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our server is so dangerous, you’ll be questioning your sanity for joining!Join us if you dare to face off against killer bunnies armed with diamond swords, creeper armies that can build TNT cannons in seconds, and a dragon that will challenge you to a dance-off for the fate of the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams from its eyes. And if you manage to survive all that, you’ll be rewarded with a pet zombie pigman that will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep feeding it bacon).
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness! Just make sure to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild.
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Staircase Fails Lead to Epic Fails
Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, let me tell you why it’s da bomb diggity. So, like, imagine dis: you’re walkin’ up a staircase in Minecraft, right? And you miss da first step. Next thing you know, you’re flyin’ through da air, missin’ all da other steps like a boss. That’s how crazy dis server is! Join us now for some wild adventures and stair-avoiding shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it! -
CraftyConvicts Minecraft Server
HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! RUMOR HAS IT, THERE’S A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING COWS AND FLYING PIGS! JOIN US AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST MINECRAFT PLAYERS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME!
