Are you tired of your parents invading your privacy and blaming their problems on you? Do you have a cat who loves to play pranks on you while you sleep? Do you have deranged step family members trying to break into your house? Then come join our Minecraft server where privacy and safety are guaranteed! Our server is so secure, even your cat won’t be able to mess with your stuff. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of toxic family dynamics. So come on over and build your virtual safe haven with us!
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LockCraft: YTA for wanting my door locked
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PhoneDownCraft – Drive Safe, Game On!
so like, u know how u always on ur phone while driving and ur mom is like “put that down, u gonna crash”? well, dis server is like ur mom but cooler. we got all these fun games and stuff to keep u entertained so u don’t even wanna look at ur phone. plus, we did a study and found out dat joining dis server actually reduces distracted driving. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and save lives while having a blast!
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Pixel Peril Server
Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of facing off against the most deadly creatures in the game – chickens! That’s right, these seemingly harmless birds have been genetically modified to be the ultimate killing machines. Don’t be fooled by their fluffy feathers and innocent clucks, they will peck you to death in seconds!But that’s not all, our server also features a lava parkour course where you have to jump from one floating island to another while dodging fiery death below. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that will burn your enemies to a crisp with its fiery breath.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or floating in mid-air over a pool of lava), then join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate chicken apocalypse!
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EnergeticKidsMC
so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!
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Momma’s Life Jacket Co.
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can test your survival skills and make life or death decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can prioritize saving your mom over your pregnant wife in a paddle boarding emergency. Who needs life vests for everyone when you can play favorites and see who you would save in a real-life situation? Explore the depths of the lake and see if you have what it takes to make the tough calls. Join now for a chance to prove your loyalty to your family members in the most ridiculous scenarios!
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BritBlockEvac: Save the Brits!
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine in minecraft. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but survived because they were wearing a enchanted diamond helmet of invincibility.we also have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny, but watch out for the evil chicken army that guards it. they will peck your eyes out, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s lit, bro.
come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, because our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. true story.
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CraftyDUIJustice
Come join our Minecraft server where the party never ends! We have wild nights filled with drunken shenanigans, just like this crazy story where a friend tried to drive drunk but got arrested instead.You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re ordering Ubers for your intoxicated friends or causing scenes on the street. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a run-in with the cops like in this epic tale.
Join now for non-stop excitement and outrageous adventures! Just remember, always play responsibly…unlike our friend in this story.
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LebanonTicketOut
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and enter a world of BLOCKS and CREEPERS and crazy adventures!We got llamas that can talk and give u fashion advice, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).
Build ur own castle and defend it from a zombie apocalypse, or team up with other players to raid dungeons and find hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of diamonds and emeralds, but still cool).
We also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of chocolate and the only rule is to eat as much as u want (warning: may cause sugar rush and sudden weight gain).
So what are u waiting for? Grab ur pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem! The US may be urging citizens to leave Lebanon, but we’re urging u to join our server on ‘any available ticket’!
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Blocky Brits: Murder Mayhem
yo, so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep everywhere. it’s like a magical wonderland where u can build ur own castle and rule over ur own kingdom.plus, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find? yeah, it’s lit af. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots out fireworks. who wouldn’t want that?
forget about the child murders and riots in the real world, come chill with us and have a blast in our virtual paradise. join now before the aliens invade and take over the server!
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BoomerBashCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be catching is blocks, not chickens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy encounters, like the time a mysterious old man asked players to help him catch chickens in a ditch. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back – no creepy requests allowed here!Embark on epic quests with your fellow players, whether you’re building towering castles or exploring hidden caves. Just remember, if someone asks you to help them catch chickens, it’s probably best to decline. Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that’s sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you next?