lol imagine if russia was like a minecraft server trying to play down speculation over azerbaijan airlines crash. like, bro, come join our server and forget about all that drama in the real world. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so OP, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. forget about politics, come build a giant toilet house with us instead. trust me, it’s way more fun.
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AzerCraft: No Russian Speculation
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MissileMayhemCraft
so like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! imagine this: you’re flying on a plane, minding your own business, when BAM! russian air missile comes outta nowhere and BOOM! plane goes down in flames. but don’t worry, cuz on this server, you can relive that crazy experience over and over again! join now for the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft!
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PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!
Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!
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Pixel Cash Kingdom
so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and you find out that all the players are actually carrying around huge stacks of diamonds in their virtual wallets. it’s like, the safest time in minecraft history to be carrying around all this bling, cuz no one can cancel your diamonds at a moment’s notice. join now and be the richest player in the game, cuz who needs plastic cards when you can have stacks on stacks of diamonds, amirite? come join the fun and show off your bling bling skills on this insane minecraft server!
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LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?
Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!
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Stairlifts Save Lives
join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!
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Wildark server Minecraft
Almost anarchy, except that here you can protect your buildings from complete destruction. A carefully thought-out system of sites has been introduced on the server, which will not interfere with the game, but at the same time will prevent total chaos on the server. Here you are not immune from anything. Only you are responsible for your safety, so be prepared for anything. The goal of the server is to write a big story about the players. The plot system makes it very unlikely that your buildings will be completely destroyed by other players, which means that it will most likely remain in history forever. To learn more about the systems, go to the website: https://harpervenom.github.io/wildark_website95.216.92.72:25973
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KazanCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!
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School Shooters R Us
come join our minecraft server where we train you for the ultimate school shooting experience! we have virtual classrooms, target practice, and even a cafeteria where you can practice your aim on unsuspecting students!join now and show off your skills to all your friends! who needs a job when you can be the ultimate school shooter in minecraft?!
come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!
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JewCraft Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU WON’T GET SHOT AT LIKE A JEWISH SCHOOL IN CANADA HAHAHA. WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH. COME BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE. OUR MODS ARE AS COOL AS A CUCUMBER IN A SNOWSTORM. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE PARTY OF A LIFETIME. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO