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CousinDrownDrama

almost drowned, anger, Apology, Breath, children, children’s section, Confrontation, cousin, CousinDrownDrama, deep pool, drowning, family, forgiveness, ignoring, Incident, lifeguard, mad, passing out, safety vest, swimming, Water

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy experience like no other! Just like the time I (14F) was swimming in a pool with my cousin (9F) who tried to drown me for no reason at all! But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where drowning is not allowed (unless it’s in diamonds, of course).

We have a children’s section in our server, just like the pool, but don’t be fooled – things can get deep real quick. And if you ever find yourself in trouble, our non-lifeguard lady will swoop in to save the day, just like in real life (minus the drowning part).

So come join us and let out all your frustrations by building epic structures and battling it out with other players. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be drowning in is fun! (No cousins allowed, though)

Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

best video games, dumb monkeys, hate human scum, hobby, Holy Bible, Humanity, incel, Minecraft, offline gaming, self improvement, Skyrim, Skyrim community, skyrim exploration, skyrim gameplay, skyrim mods, skyrim quests, Skyrim roleplaying, smp, society, team games, treacherous online games, try harder, turning back on humanity, turning back on society

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

anal desire, anal penetration, anal sex, battle, blocky, desire, Domination, explicit, explicit desire, explicit language, FAGGOT, fetish, gun, homosexual, homosexual desire, Kinky, LGBTQ, Minecraft, PENETRATION, rough sex, Server, sexual fantasy, Submission, taboo

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	67	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

Djeeta art, dlc, DP frame data debate, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, gbvsg, general, granblue, granblue fantasy versus, Match Replays., Minecraft, NA tournament, patch notes, PC lobby, Playstation players, Resources, rooms, Sandalphon, smp, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Upcoming DLC, Vikala, Website

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1487
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

3 a.m., action, Anime, awkward situation, comedy, Decision making, FANTASY, fate, Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel, feel, funny, Gaming, heaven’s, humor, japanese, late night, meme, Minecraft, night, Otaku, role playing, romance, senpai, Server, stay, Supernatural, visual novel, Your balls on my hand

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ores Mined:	889
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Buildings Constructed:	26

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Buildings Constructed:	40
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	6919	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Enchantments Applied:	145

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

animal, animalistic behavior, Crafty, critter, dark secrets, enigmatic past, forbidden desires, haunting memories, Hidden Powers, Human nature, identity crisis, inner beast, Minecraft, mysterious past, primal instincts, psychological thriller, Self Discovery, Server, shape shifter, Supernatural powers, surreal experience, transformation, untamed spirit, wild side

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	105	Ores Mined:	7075
Horror Stories Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

Academia, academic credentials, academic research, ancient civilizations, Ancient religion, credibility, Dr Justin Sledge, Expert, Historian, Minecraft, religious academia, religious authority, religious beliefs, religious history, religious practices, religious scholar, religious scholarship, Religious Studies, reputable authority, Sacred, scholarly, Server, Sledges, theology

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Animals Bred:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Towns Built:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

Amaya Whisper, AmayaWhisperCH, archives, Arial Yuriko, ArialYuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, briatcookiebox, Estella Starfall, EstellaStarfall, Furi Ferntail, FuriFerntail, Kamiko Rinona, KamikoRinona, Kanna Yanagi, KannaYanagi, Lida Oriana, LidaOriana, Minecraft, Mom At Cookiebox, MomAtCookieBox, Nova Aokami, NovaAokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, nyanheras, PALS, pastebin, PIXEL, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, ReliaLace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, ScarlettFlameheart, Server, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, UmiKyoku, valentine, ValentineVT, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Animals Bred:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.