BezosCraft: No Knives for Kids!
Amazon, BezosCraft, business ethics, CEO, children, consumer protection, corporate responsibility, criminal charges, criminal liability, criminal prosecution, e commerce, internet marketplace, jeff bezos, Kids, knife sales, knives, legal issues, online shopping, Prison, regulatory compliance, Retail, safety regulations, underage salesu know what’s crazier than jeff bezos selling knives to kids? our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with diamond swords, exploding sheep, and a secret underground base where we keep all the creepers as pets. plus, if u join now, u get a free llama named larry who will spit on all ur enemies. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness before jeff bezos tries to sell u a pickaxe!GoldRushGals Minecraft Server
african women, artisanal gold mine, artisanal mining, collapse, Disaster, Fatalities, gender inequality, gold extraction, gold production, GoldRushGals, Illegal mining, Mali, Minecraft, Mining (Industry), mining accident, occupational hazards, safety regulations, Server, Tragedy, West Africa, West African mining, Women, workplace safetyLOL come join our minecraft server, where you won’t get killed by a collapsing gold mine, unless you dig straight down like a total noob! we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our creepers are trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up.Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, or just chill in our pixelated hot tub with a bunch of friendly zombies. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to hang out with us!
Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server in the universe! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our cake!
NukeWorkersUnFiredLOL
administration, bureaucratic hurdles, Challenges, Communication, Decision making, employee relations, employment, Government, job retention, labor laws, nuclear safety workers, NukeWorkersUnFiredLOL, Outreach, policy, Reach, rehiring, safety regulations, staffing issues, Trump administration, un-fire, Workforceso, like, this server is so lit that even the trump administration is tryna get in on the action. they wanna un-fire some nuclear safety workers but they can’t even figure out how to reach them cuz they too busy playin on our server. like, we got them hooked, man. come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll get a call from the president himself asking for help. crazy, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship
Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinkingYo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.
And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.
So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!
MethaneMayhemCraft
coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safetyLOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP
dangerous products, debunked safety claims, expert opinions, false safety assurances, health risks, hidden dangers, historical safety, outdated safety standards, overlooked hazards, product recalls, product safety, public health risks, safety failures, safety hazards, safety misconceptions, safety myths, safety reassessments, safety regulations, safety warnings, unsafe products, UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMPRemember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?
And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?
So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!
Aussie Air Safety Zone
Air, air travel, Airline (Industry), airline compliance, airline procedures, airline protocols, airline regulations, airline rules, airline safety, airline standards, Aussie, Australia, Australian airlines, Australian aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, Flight Safety, local regulations, Safe, Safety, safety regulations, travel regulations, travel safety, Zonecome join our minecraft server, mate! it’s safer than an australian airline, trust me. we’ve got regulations up the wazoo to make sure you don’t fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper.plus, our community is as friendly as a kangaroo on a sunny day. you’ll never feel lonely with all the other players building crazy structures and battling zombies together.
and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond mine that’s rumored to be hidden deep within the server. just watch out for the drop bears, they’re real sneaky little buggers.
so what are you waiting for, mate? come join the fun and adventure on our server. it’s a ripper of a time, guaranteed!
VolcanoVacay Minecraft Server
accident, Aerial Tour, Aviation, crashes, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, Helicopter, investigation, Minecraft, national park, Passengers, rescue operation, russia, safety regulations, Server, SightSeeing, Tourist, Tragedy, tragic event, travel, volcano, VolcanoVacayLOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of a tourist helicopter crash near a volcano in Russia! Survive the wreckage and build ur own helicopter to fly away to safety! Watch out for lava monsters and flying cows, they’re everywhere! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft
albert einstein, Einsteins, empirical results, false negative, false-positive, John Bell, Minecraft, nonlocal hidden variables, super-deterministic loophole, SuperLoopcome join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!Newcoming [Roleplay SMP]
Application Process, Brewery, Claims, Community, Crafting, Custom Items, Custom Map, Dungeons, Events, FANTASY, Grief Protection, Lore, Medieval, player-driven, Quests, Roleplay, smp, storytelling, Survival, Uptime, Whitelist, WorldbuildingNewcoming is an RP-heavy whitelist SMP set in a medieval fantasy setting where you get to write your own story and enjoy stories created by others! Explore a vast and diverse continent where the borders between worlds have grown thinner. Are you a local traveller? A guest from another world? Would you rather settle in a kingdom or roam about, not tied down by anything? Learn from both the lands and the people and watch your story unfold.CUSTOM MAPOur map is 100% custom-built; 25k by 25k blocks total. The mainland continent covers about 19k by 14k blocks, but there are other islands out in the ocean to explore.There are a number of dungeons and other lore/quest locations with more to be added as the server goes on. Some may even be created by players themselves!
CUSTOM ITEMSWith a plethora of custom crafting and brewery recipes, our players will never run out of things to discover.
PLAYER-DRIVEN WORLDBUILDINGPlayers can create their own cities, nations and organizations, and even write the lore of our world! While there are some milestones one needs to reach to claim bigger titles (say, empire), anyone can leave a mark on this world.
CLAIMSYour builds are safe from griefing. Destruction of player-made structures can only happen if appropriate and justified in the story, if approved by the mod team. Accumulate claims blocks through playtime and protect your passion projects!
24/7 UPTIMEYou get to play no matter the timezone! While player-organized events might run at odd times if you don’t live in EU or NA, you still get to enjoy RP and worldbuilding at your own pace.
WHITELISTWe prioritize building a close-knit, friendly community of competent players over quick growth. In order to gain access to the server, you’ll have to pass our application process. Apply in our discord: discord.gg/gPX7H8U8
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VacayDenier Minecraft Server
acquaintances, Birthday, Conflict, disagreement, Expenses, family, Financial goals, Financial Security, Friends, Frustration, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, personal objectives, Repayment, SAVING, Server, sister, special occasion, Support, unreasonable, vacation, VacayDenierAre you tired of being guilt-tripped into lending money to your freeloading sister for her extravagant vacations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without worrying about your sister mooching off of you. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled family members telling you how to spend your hard-earned diamonds.
So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only loans you’ll be dealing with are from the Minecraft villagers. Sorry, Laura, but you’re on your own this time!
ChunkyRiderz
Animals, Asshole, Beach, ChunkyRiderz, deleted post, detail, fat people, fat shaming, Friends, horse riding, hurt feelings, obese, Offense, overweight, torture, vacation, vacation with friendsAre you tired of being fat-shamed by your friends for not wanting to ride a horse because of your weight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a slim jim or a chunky monkey, everyone is welcome to join our virtual world where horses are ridden by flying pigs and no one gets judged for their size.Join us on this server where fat-shaming is a thing of the past and where you can ride your virtual horse with pride, no matter what your weight may be. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some flying pigs to ride on too! So come on down and leave the fat-shaming drama behind, because on our server, we’re all about having a good time and embracing our inner Minecraft selves.
CraftyGrinzMC
bright side, cheerful, CraftyGrinzMC, Feel-Good, finding joy, Good Mood, Good Vibes, Grateful, Happiness, happiness is contagious, Happy, joy, Laughter, laughter is the best medicine, positive energy, positive outlook, positivity, simple pleasures, smiling, spreading joy, UpliftingAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is full of wacky surprises like this that will keep you entertained for hours on end.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and majestic that players from all over the world come to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a dancing chicken or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
NukeCraft: Russia vs US
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