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Safety Of Civilians In Ukraine

  • Pixelated Politics: Aidless Battle!

    Pixelated Politics: Aidless Battle!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Blockade of Survival: War Edition!

    In a world where pixelated dreams meld with the chilling whistle of an impending invasion, are you ready to face the chaos? Our Minecraft realm operates on a principle so warped it defies time and reality: What if Trump’s cut on aid triggered a cascade of surreal cataclysms culminating in a pancake-shaped Russia invading your cherished pixel plots?

    Hello, pixelated oblivion!

    Dive headfirst into the depths of uncertainty and build a fortress against the disarray. As the server unravels conspiratorial threads, here’s a glossary of the possible perils snaking through our modules:

      • Russian Ballistic Blocks — Damage? Who cares! They might just dance around you if you whisper the secret codeword: Dvoinik.
      • Ukrainian Crafters’ Guild — A faction rumoured to have the power to reprogram your survival skills into oblivion. Beware! Trust: it’ll only get worse.
      • Aid Slasher — Joining the server means signing a mythical contract that makes your allegiance immediately questionable. What is aid? Is it using sleeping bags, or like, a stack of cake?

    THEY ARE WATCHING.

    Absurd Features Await:

    Feature Description
    Chaos Mode Experience the end of your logical reasoning as you mine for blocks that might explode into existential questions.
    Solo vs. Alliance Like a game of Russian roulette, but with allies who might secretly be agents from another dimension.
    Peace Treaty Blocks Build, trade, or rhythmically dance to negotiate peace with pixels or suffer dire consequences like accidental crafting of cake!
    Vlad’s Secret Spire Rumored to contain a block that reignites the optimism of failed negotiations—definitely not clickbait.

    Quixotic Testimonials:

    "The server is like a beautiful lie, where I built three castles and lost them all to mysterious intrusions. Is this real? Like, my therapist says no!" — A bewildered player

    "If you think factions are the only threat here, put on your helmet of misconception and join us for PVP—Pixelated Validated Panic." — Another confused soul

    Don’t Forget:

      • Warnings! Join at your peril! This server is rumored to have been banned in twelve countries, including Narnia—but no one knows why. Are they plotting something sinister? Or merely avoiding pixelated existential dread?

      • FAQs that Lead Nowhere: Q: Why should I join? A: Because standing idle could lead to unforeseen doom, perhaps even a vinyl record of embarrassing memes.

        Q: What happens if I fail? A: No one really fails here… unless they do, in which case, you will definitely regret your choices across multiverses.

    Join the Rebellion!

    Dare to break the chains of your mundane reality! Enlist in a server where chaos reigns supreme, and every block is a potential harbinger of doom or delight. Become a pixelation warrior today, where every midnight encounter could lead to salvation or the echo of an absurd distant scream.

    Remember, within these bizarro blocks, friendships are forged in pixel flames, reclaimed by perhaps unavoidable paranoia, and built upon the shifting sands of conspiratorial nonsense.

    Will you survive the Blockade of Survival, or become another casualty destined to haunt the digital ether?

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  • UnfairCraft SMP – Life’s a Block

    UnfairCraft SMP – Life’s a Block

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join ASAP! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers and zombies instead of Oompa Loompas.

    So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal that took me to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. And get this, the unicorns were riding on top of the rainbows like they were surfboards. It was lit, bro.

    And the best part is, on this server, you can ride on the back of a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest.

    So, like, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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  • PineappleCraftPizzaLand

    PineappleCraftPizzaLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that serve up the same old toppings? Well, look no further because our server is like a Hawaiian pizza – controversial but oh so delicious! Join us if you dare to challenge the status quo and embrace the chaos of pineapple on pizza.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of pineapple pizza lovers who have sworn to protect their precious topping at all costs. Rumor has it that they hold epic pizza parties in hidden underground bunkers, complete with lava moats and diamond-encrusted pizza cutters.

    So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and prepare to defend the honor of pineapple on pizza with all your might. Just remember, when it comes to toppings, we don’t play by the rules – we play by our taste buds!

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  • DefendCraft: German Edition

    DefendCraft: German Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where germany has set up a military division dedicated to defending their territory from creepers and zombies! we got tanks and helicopters and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold! join us and help protect germany from the evil mobs that threaten to take over the land! plus, we have free cake every friday and a pet pig named schnitzel who loves to go on adventures with you. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the fight against the minecraft mobs!

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  • Eternal Rising Sun 1.21.3

    Eternal Rising Sun 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, imagine a world where Japanese VTuber agencies were like, “Nah, we good, no need for English branches.” Like, what if they were just like, “Sayonara, English-speaking fans, we out.”

    Dude, that would be like, chaos in the VTuber fandom. /vt/ and /jp/ would be like, “Where’d our waifus go?!” It would be like, a VTuber apocalypse, man.

    But hey, if you wanna escape the VTuber drama and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only waifus are blocky pixels, then join us! We got creepers, we got diamonds, we got everything you need to forget about the VTuber world falling apart.

    So come on, join our server and let’s build some crazy shit together. Who needs VTubers when you got Minecraft, am I right?!

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  • MortgageCraft: Boyfriend Edition

    MortgageCraft: Boyfriend Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this one! Join us and leave behind the stress of mortgages and boyfriends who think they deserve to be on it just because they exist.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone demanding to be on the mortgage. You can mine for diamonds without worrying about someone else trying to claim them as their own. And best of all, you can explore a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato.

    So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Because here, the only thing you owe anyone is a good time and maybe some virtual diamonds.

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  • BalticCraft Server: Escape the Russian Grid

    BalticCraft Server: Escape the Russian Grid

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have baltics counting down the days to leaving the russian energy grid LMAO. you think that’s wild? just wait til you see our virtual world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and endermen dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

    why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese, and saved the entire server from certain doom. true story bro.

    also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. even baltics leaving russian energy grids.

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  • DubaiCraft: Russian Shadow Fleet

    DubaiCraft: Russian Shadow Fleet

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz guess what? We got more than 50 Russian shadow fleet vessels belongin’ to Dubai companies! Like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite?

    So, like, picture this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re surrounded by these epic ships, sailin’ around and causin’ chaos. You can hop on board and pretend you’re a pirate or somethin’. Arrr, matey!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that these ships are actually haunted by ghost pirates who will challenge you to duels and stuff. It’s like a real-life Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but in Minecraft form. How insane is that?

    So, like, if you wanna experience the thrill of sailin’ the high seas and battle ghost pirates, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

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  • Eternal Void Realms 1.20.5

    Eternal Void Realms 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for an unforgettable experience!

    Are you dealing with daddy issues? Well, our server is the perfect place for you!

    Just like life, our server is fragile and full of surprises.

    Experience the delicate balance of building and surviving in a world where trust is a luxury.

    Join now and let your distrust in reality guide you through our virtual realm.

    Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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  • Mineflix & Chill

    Mineflix & Chill

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of rewatching the same old movies over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate comfort movie for your gaming soul! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave – just like that one movie you can’t stop watching. So come on down and join us for a cinematic experience like no other!

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