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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8788 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
If you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and your pickaxe will turn into a magical wand that can summon bacon rain and make all da zombies breakdance!
We got secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals that lead to a land made entirely of cake! Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da legendary golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da universe! Just watch out for dat stampede of zombies, they’re more dangerous than a herd of angry llamas on roller skates!