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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4336 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
first off, we got unicorns roaming around, man. yeah, you heard me right. unicorns. and they poop out diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server with diamond-pooping unicorns?
oh, and did i mention we got flying pigs? yeah, man. flying pigs that shoot out rainbows. it’s like a freakin’ disco party up in here.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of golden carrots. like, who even needs regular carrots when you can have GOLDEN ones?
so, like, forget about the real world drama and come join us on this epic minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.