safety issue Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KinderCraftMayhem

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take your kids on unauthorized field trips to our houses! Our staff is fully trained in proper school safety procedures, so you can rest assured that your little ones will be safe while playing on our server.

Join us for a fun and wild adventure, where you can build your dream world without any unexpected field trips. Our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or a virtual high-five.

Don’t miss out on the chance to play on the only Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about your kids being whisked away to a teacher’s house for a “field trip”. Come join us today and let the fun begin!

CraftySafetyBros

child’s passion, Coaching, coaching approach, CraftySafetyBros, Equipment, equipment availability, financial constraints, football team, full contact sport, genetic disorder, large child, middle school, physical safety, protective gear, safety issue, seventh grade, size difference, Sportsmanship, team dynamics, team sports, varsity equipment

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Buildings Constructed:	44
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner giant? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who are larger than life, just like that 14-year-old football player who’s too big for his own team’s equipment. Join us and tower over your fellow players like a Minecraft Goliath!

We don’t discriminate based on size here, in fact, we encourage players of all shapes and sizes to join. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some varsity equipment to borrow if you ask nicely. And don’t worry about safety concerns, we’ve got plenty of smaller players for you to protect and dominate on the field.

So come on down to our server and show off your massive Minecraft skills. Who needs football when you can crush blocks and build empires like a true giant? Join now and let the fun begin!

TeslaCraft Server – 9.1k SUVs & Counting

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla!!! we’ve had to recall our diamond swords 3 times cuz they keep turning into rubber chickens mid-battle 😂 but don’t worry, it just adds to the chaos and fun! plus, our creeper explosions are so massive, they’ve been mistaken for actual nuclear blasts by nearby villages 🤣 join now for a wild ride you won’t forget…if you survive that is!

PremierePanicMC

back line, Character, college, curtain call, early morning shows, extroverted, friends and family, Guilt, jokes, LEAVING, musical theater, narrator, passive aggressive, Premiere, PremierePanicMC, public interaction, Rehearsals, Replacement, Respect, Rocky Horror Show, theater play

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1152	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2833	Villages Defended:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Emeralds Found:	975

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

ToiletTraining101

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Towns Built:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!