Safety Issue MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BiL’s Blind Date Booted

frat boy, Visit, 46 year old man, Behavior, Booted

🤣🎉🔥 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a comedy show! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures and the most outrageous stories in the Minecraft universe!

🍻🎉🎮 Picture this: your long-lost frat boy uncle shows up at your door, partying like there’s no tomorrow. He’s causing chaos, leaving doors open, and bringing random people home for some late-night shenanigans. And guess what? You’re right in the middle of it all! Can you handle the madness? Can you survive the insanity? Join our server and find out!

🚪🔥💃 But wait, there’s more! Imagine storming into the guest room, ready to kick out the unexpected guest, only to find them… playing Minecraft together! That’s right, our server is so crazy that even unexpected guests end up joining the fun! Who needs sleepovers when you have Minecraft parties, am I right?

🤪🎮🤣 So, if you’re ready for a wild ride, if you’re up for some unexpected twists and turns, if you want to experience the most chaotic Minecraft adventures of your life, then join us now! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us at $fratboyuncle.aternos.me$ and let the madness begin! See you in the game, party animals! 🎉🔥🤣

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PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

walking into carpark unsupervised, main car park, wandering, Upset, pouring rain

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

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KinderCraftMayhem

elementary school, liability issue, educational assistant, emergency cards, overstepped

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take your kids on unauthorized field trips to our houses! Our staff is fully trained in proper school safety procedures, so you can rest assured that your little ones will be safe while playing on our server.

Join us for a fun and wild adventure, where you can build your dream world without any unexpected field trips. Our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or a virtual high-five.

Don’t miss out on the chance to play on the only Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about your kids being whisked away to a teacher’s house for a “field trip”. Come join us today and let the fun begin!

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CraftySafetyBros

varsity equipment, seventh grade, Equipment, coaching approach, safety issue

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner giant? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who are larger than life, just like that 14-year-old football player who’s too big for his own team’s equipment. Join us and tower over your fellow players like a Minecraft Goliath!

We don’t discriminate based on size here, in fact, we encourage players of all shapes and sizes to join. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some varsity equipment to borrow if you ask nicely. And don’t worry about safety concerns, we’ve got plenty of smaller players for you to protect and dominate on the field.

So come on down to our server and show off your massive Minecraft skills. Who needs football when you can crush blocks and build empires like a true giant? Join now and let the fun begin!

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TeslaCraft Server – 9.1k SUVs & Counting

Counting, vehicle defects, suvs, vehicle safety, TeslaCraft

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla!!! we’ve had to recall our diamond swords 3 times cuz they keep turning into rubber chickens mid-battle 😂 but don’t worry, it just adds to the chaos and fun! plus, our creeper explosions are so massive, they’ve been mistaken for actual nuclear blasts by nearby villages 🤣 join now for a wild ride you won’t forget…if you survive that is!

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SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

intervention, social determinants, public health, behavioral health, SuicideCraft

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

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The Bob SMP

Resetting, Explore, Survival, Furniture, Kingdoms

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

trannies, Minority representation, acceptance, transgender community, social commentary

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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PresentPout Minecraft Server

Frustration, ungrateful, Preferences, crying, culture

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!

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NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

house rules, Conflict Resolution, personal space, Decision making, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!

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