Safety Issue MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BiL’s Blind Date Booted

frat boy, excessive drinking, party boy, DISRESPECTFUL, teenager

🤣🎉🔥 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a superhero movie, and more laughs than a comedy show! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures and the most outrageous stories in the Minecraft universe!

🍻🎉🎮 Picture this: your long-lost frat boy uncle shows up at your door, partying like there’s no tomorrow. He’s causing chaos, leaving doors open, and bringing random people home for some late-night shenanigans. And guess what? You’re right in the middle of it all! Can you handle the madness? Can you survive the insanity? Join our server and find out!

🚪🔥💃 But wait, there’s more! Imagine storming into the guest room, ready to kick out the unexpected guest, only to find them… playing Minecraft together! That’s right, our server is so crazy that even unexpected guests end up joining the fun! Who needs sleepovers when you have Minecraft parties, am I right?

🤪🎮🤣 So, if you’re ready for a wild ride, if you’re up for some unexpected twists and turns, if you want to experience the most chaotic Minecraft adventures of your life, then join us now! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us at $fratboyuncle.aternos.me$ and let the madness begin! See you in the game, party animals! 🎉🔥🤣

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PiggyCraft: Blame the Villager

gated area, pouring rain, outsiders opinion, Parent, wandering

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your child safe from wandering into dangerous situations like a busy car park? Look no further than our server! Our vigilant staff will make sure your child stays within the designated play areas at all times.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of rescuing your child from perilous situations in a virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have to have a stern word with your child’s Minecraft teacher for not keeping a close eye on them.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to protect your child from virtual dangers and potential behavioral issues in our Minecraft server. Join today and let the adventures begin!

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KinderCraftMayhem

KinderCraftMayhem, parent permission, emergency cards, off-campus, educational assistant

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take your kids on unauthorized field trips to our houses! Our staff is fully trained in proper school safety procedures, so you can rest assured that your little ones will be safe while playing on our server.

Join us for a fun and wild adventure, where you can build your dream world without any unexpected field trips. Our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or a virtual high-five.

Don’t miss out on the chance to play on the only Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about your kids being whisked away to a teacher’s house for a “field trip”. Come join us today and let the fun begin!

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CraftySafetyBros

large child, football team, full contact sport, team dynamics, Equipment

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner giant? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who are larger than life, just like that 14-year-old football player who’s too big for his own team’s equipment. Join us and tower over your fellow players like a Minecraft Goliath!

We don’t discriminate based on size here, in fact, we encourage players of all shapes and sizes to join. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some varsity equipment to borrow if you ask nicely. And don’t worry about safety concerns, we’ve got plenty of smaller players for you to protect and dominate on the field.

So come on down to our server and show off your massive Minecraft skills. Who needs football when you can crush blocks and build empires like a true giant? Join now and let the fun begin!

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TeslaCraft Server – 9.1k SUVs & Counting

US, car recalls, 9.1k, TeslaCraft, Tesla Motors

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla!!! we’ve had to recall our diamond swords 3 times cuz they keep turning into rubber chickens mid-battle 😂 but don’t worry, it just adds to the chaos and fun! plus, our creeper explosions are so massive, they’ve been mistaken for actual nuclear blasts by nearby villages 🤣 join now for a wild ride you won’t forget…if you survive that is!

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BattleCraft Server

combat extended, long tail tags, BattleCraft, 1.5, Boys

Are you tired of the same old boring combat in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has just extended combat in version 1.5! Now you can battle it out with your friends in epic sword fights, intense archery duels, and even throw some explosive potions for good measure.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land terrorizing players. Defeat him and claim his golden egg filled with rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark armor and enchanted music discs that play the hottest tunes in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience combat like never before in version 1.5! Who knows, you might even become the next Chicken King slayer and earn yourself a spot in Minecraft history.

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CraftyJill’s Minecraft Server

political integrity, political commitment, CraftyJills, Candidate, refusing to drop out

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive state dinners, presidential campaigns, and a whole lot of chaos!

Picture this: Dr. Jill, the feisty Minecraft character, refusing to drop out of the presidential campaign. She’s not backing down and she’s ready to fight for her spot in the virtual Oval Office. And guess what? You get to be a part of all the drama!

But that’s not all – we’ve got state dinners like you’ve never seen before. Explosions, flying pigs, and a whole lot of craziness await you at our server. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual president!

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ExesSonNoMoreCraft

ExesSonNoMoreCraft, legal battles, co parenting, child support, AITAH

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you take care of anyone’s kids!

Join us and escape the drama of custody battles and step-parenting woes. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft without any unwanted responsibilities.

Say goodbye to the stress of raising someone else’s child and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, you won’t find any entitled exes or demanding stepchildren here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of blocks and pixels.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is a lot more enjoyable when you’re not being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s offspring. Join us now and let the good times roll!

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CraftySingles

relationships, self-care, love, healing, CraftySingles

Are you tired of being forever alone in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save your love life! Join us and find your player two in no time. We’ve got potions of love, enchanted roses, and even a matchmaking villager who guarantees to find you the perfect partner. Say goodbye to mining diamonds alone and hello to building a pixelated paradise with your new boo! So why are you still single? Join our server and let the love (and creepers) flow!

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LaiCraft: Aussie Adventures

Visit, mogul, international relations, freedom of speech, Australia

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got hong kong moguls, australian adventures, and a whole lot of chaos! watch out for china, they might try to take over our pixelated world but we won’t let them! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of jimmy lai’s son visiting australia. don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

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