Safety Hazard MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

UninvitedDad420

approaching the door, safety hazard, Unwanted entry, friend’s dad, overprotective parent

Are you tired of helicopter parents literally helicoptering into your Minecraft world uninvited? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee that no parents will be allowed to barge in without knocking first!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of overbearing dads crashing the party. Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without any unwanted intrusions.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a special “No Helicopter Parents Allowed” badge to show off your rebellious spirit. So come on over and let’s have some Minecraft fun without any rude interruptions!

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StopSignDropMom

dark mornings, residential neighborhood, letting daughter out, bus driver, safety hazard

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

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NoBabyForYouSis

family dynamics, safety hazard, Conflict Resolution, baby, Marijuana

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Looking for a server where you can trust your fellow players as much as this dad trusts his sister? Look no further! Our community is as tight-knit as a villager trading post, and we always have each other’s backs.

Just like this dad had to protect his baby from his sister’s explosive behavior, you can protect your builds from griefers and trolls with our top-notch anti-griefing measures. Build to your heart’s content without fear of someone ruining your masterpiece!

So come on down to our server, where the only explosions you’ll experience are from the excitement of playing with your new friends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and adventure waiting for you here!

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Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

inaction, smoke, Beep, black people, Frustration

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!

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CraftyPutinCrashApology

political fallout, CraftyPutinCrashApology, investigation, air travel, tragic event

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin himself apologized for it! he was like “yo, sorry for that plane crash, but it ain’t russia’s fault, it’s all because of this epic minecraft server!” like, can you believe it? join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even world leaders can’t resist the fun! come build, fight, and conquer with us, and maybe even get a personal apology from putin himself! don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

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MineWild

end dimension, crate armor, unique additions, Vanilla, player-friendly

Server Information
Discord
IP: minewild.net
Port: 19132

Overview
The World’s First Server to have custom features like sharks and copper armor with no mods required!
Most Popular Vanilla Server – The first friendly modified multiplayer minecraft server!
Friendly Community – Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Easy Difficulty – Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7 – Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun – We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Custom Features
– 10+ Custom aquatic mobs like sharks and stingrays
– All previous mob vote mobs (that were not added)
– Crate armor and tools (Turtle, Shogun, Crocodile, and Panda)
– Copper armor and tools
– Ender Ore + Ender armor and tools (ender ore can be found in the end dimension)
– Custom furniture

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, the server is open to everyone.

Q: Are there mini-games on the server?

A: No, this server focuses on survival gameplay with custom features.

Q: Can I join the server from different Minecraft versions?

A: The server is typically updated to the latest version of Minecraft, so make sure your game is up to date.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a moderator or admin on the server or through the Discord community.

Q: Are there any ranks or rewards for playing on the server?

A: The server may have a ranking system or rewards for active players, check the server or Discord for more information.

Alien Invasion Realm 1.21.3

Alien, LIA, Divegrass team, Yubicraft, Ember Amane

Yo, bros, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine building with your favorite Phase Connect characters like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, and more!

It’s like a virtual idol concert, but in Minecraft! Get ready to rock out with Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and even Komachi Panko!

Plus, there are Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, Prima from Ex-Tsunderia, and Kawaii from Kawaii! It’s a whole virtual world of fun and craziness!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this epic Minecraft server inspired by /pcgia/! It’s gonna be a blocky blast!

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Not4MeMC SMP

Passion, personal development, dream job, life choices, Career Change

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is like no other, my dudes.

Join our server for the chance to become a professional llama whisperer. That’s right, you heard me. Llama whisperer. These majestic creatures will only respond to your commands if you can speak their language. And trust me, it’s a language only the truest of gamers can master.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that. Armored pigs, armed with diamond swords, charging into battle like the noble steeds they are. It’s a sight to behold, my friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Glowstone dance floor, zombie DJs, and all the rotten flesh you can eat. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

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OldManCraft

Experience, Realism, personal growth, perspective, Maturity

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon. Rumor has it that if you can ride the coaster without screaming, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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WeaponizedCraft Minecraft Server

WeaponizedCraft, foreign policy, security assistance, biden, Server

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we are sending $1.25 billion in weapons to Ukraine?! Like, what even is happening?! We gotta get all this aid out before Biden leaves office, man! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through international politics and Minecraft battles like never before. Trust me, you do not want to miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

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