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UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1809	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

MasturbationMates: Happy Partners!

Attitudes, Communication, emotional connection, empowerment, gender, Happy, Intimacy, MasturbationMates, Partners, Pleasure, positive attitudes, relationships, research, satisfaction in relationships, self pleasure, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, Views, well-being, women’s masturbation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, like seriously bro. we got all the craziest mods and plugins that will blow your mind.

join us and you’ll be able to ride a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers from your eyes, no joke.

our community is filled with the coolest players who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro and be able to defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword.

come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever had.

Project Creators SMP

16+, authentic experience, Community, dedicated server, Discord, Drama-free, Grief Protection, hermitcraft, minecraft Java, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, season 7, shopping district, Staff, Survival, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	6188
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

After almost a year, we’re back, we’re better and bigger than ever! Are you ready for season 7?! We are a 16+ seasonal, vanilla 1.21 Minecraft Java server built to be a laid-back and drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun. We have an amazing community, and awesome staff available to help out when needed, along with several plugins and features to help protect against griefing/stealing so your builds and items will remain safe!

We are dedicated to providing an authentic survival experience and follow along loosely with what Hermitcraft achieves in their SMP. Our server is optimized to run smoothly in a multiplayer environment, while matching the vanilla experience of Minecraft – including vanilla tweaks.

We also have a Shopping District every season and many mini games!

OPENING THIS SATURDAY AT 8PM BST

Come join our growing community and play exactly how vanilla multiplayer was meant to be! 24/7 dedicated server with minimal lag!

Join our discord to get whitelisted TODAY!!!

projectcreators.robirb.com

SurvivalRol

Creative, Cross-Play, Medieval, Missions, Parkour, Projects, PvP, Server, Survival, Version 1.21.

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Towns Built:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Medieval themed Survival Server version 1.21! We look forward to seeing you in new projects and fun missions within the server. We look forward to seeing you!

199.127.62.171:4005

Ghostboys: Where chickens run the show and diamonds are just chicken feed!

Adventure, BossFights, chicken, chickens, Custombiomes, Customitems, Custommobs, diamonds, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Events, Feed, Ghostboys, Magic, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Raids, Roleplay, RUN, Show, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8299	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	45
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Ghoosebois Season 5 Overview

Season	Fifth Season
Modpack	Modded
Mods	Extra Alchemy, Spelunkery, Numismatic Overhaul
Focus	Combat and Player Interaction

FAQ

1. How can I join Ghoosebois Season 5?

To join, you can visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/kNZBTghvYZ and download the modpack from there.

2. What kind of mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods like Extra Alchemy, Spelunkery, Numismatic Overhaul, and more that are tailored to provide an exciting multiplayer experience with a focus on combat and player interaction.

3. Is Ghoosebois Season 5 only for multiplayer?

While the server is designed to provide an exciting multiplayer experience, single-player gameplay is also available for those who prefer it.

CraftyDawnTrailMC Server

Arcadion, Coeurl, CraftyDawnTrailMC, DAWNTRAIL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gaming, In-game Events, Light-heavyweight Group Goon, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Materia Gold Saucer, MEETUPS, mmorpg, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, Savage Raids, Server, zurvan

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Votes:	5336	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to dig, dig, dig! Our patch notes include adding diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Join us for outrageous in-game events like fighting off creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Our meetups are legendary, with players gathering to build a giant pixel art statue of a chicken or compete in a spleef tournament using only TNT blocks. And don’t miss our upcoming meetup where we will attempt to recreate the entire Final Fantasy XIV world in Minecraft block by block.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s dig our way to victory together! Just be careful not to accidentally unleash the Ender Dragon in the process.”

I’mCraftySMP – I’m better than you

arrogance, better, boastful, comparison, Competition, ImCraftySMP, pride, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assurance, self-assured, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, Superiority

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who think they’re better than you? Well, look no further because on our server, I’M better than you! Join us for a chance to prove your skills and show everyone who the real boss is. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world, come join us and see if you can outshine the reigning champion (spoiler alert: you probably can’t).

VacayCanceller Minecraft Server

6 year old, Airbnb, boarding, Boyfriend, bunk beds, cancelation fee, canceling, Costs, Demands, Expectations, family vacation, Florida, husband, large dogs, Minecraft, pet owners, queen mattresses, Server, sister-in-law, small dogs, Unhappy, VacayCanceller, Wife

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1479

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your sister-in-law’s vacation plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your SIL conveniently forgot to mention the bunk beds in the “office space” room, our server will surprise you at every corner. Who needs a cozy queen mattress when you can sleep in a makeshift bunk bed in a tiny room?

And just like how your SIL expects you to foot the bill for half of the Airbnb, we expect you to join our server and bring your A-game. Who cares about logic and fairness when you can have a good old time with us?

Don’t worry about your pet dogs either, we welcome all furry friends with open arms. Just like how your SIL plans to bring their small dog along for the ride, we encourage you to bring your pets and let them roam free in our virtual world.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up having the vacation of a lifetime (or at least a good laugh)!

AutisticAvengersMC

assigned seating, autistic child, AutisticAvengersMC, consented, DAUGHTER, disrupt, drawing, education, Emotionally, immature, intellectually, introverted, judgemental, learning disability, opposed, reading, Role Model, Sensitive, Shy.., small town, top of class, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your social skills and test your patience? Look no further than our server, where we assign seating just like your daughter’s school!

Join our server and get randomly seated next to players with all sorts of quirks and personalities. From the loud, talkative player who never stops typing in chat to the player who can’t seem to figure out how to craft a simple pickaxe, you’ll never know who you’ll be sitting next to next!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a “positive role model” feature, where players are randomly selected to be a guiding light for those who may need a little extra help. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to teach someone how to build their first house or tame their first wolf!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of assigned seating in Minecraft. Who knew virtual seating arrangements could be so entertaining? Join now and see if you can handle the drama and excitement of sitting next to your very own “Connor”!

MemoryLaneMC SMP

beloved songs, best moments, carefree times, cherished times, childhood memories, favorite song, fond memories, golden days, happy days, happy memories, heartwarming tunes, joyful recollections, MemoryLaneMC, Music, Nostalgia, positive vibes, reminiscent melodies, sentimental tunes, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground parties with zombie pigmen, and quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Plus, our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, so you’ll always have good luck on your side.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and make memories that will have you singing “Baby Shark” every time you log on!

Bedrock Bonanza

bedrock, bedtime stories, belongings, bonanza, childhood memories, cleaning, clutter, creepy crawlies, dark corners, dust bunnies, fear, forgotten toys, hidden items, linens, mattress, Monsters, Mystery, Nightmares, organization, Secrets, storage space, under the bed

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing under your bed is dust bunnies and old socks? Well, on our server, you’ll find a whole world of adventure lurking beneath your bed! We’ve got secret portals to magical realms, treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a friendly dragon who will help you build the coolest treehouse ever. So if you’re ready to ditch the dust bunnies and join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, come on down and see what’s waiting for you under your bed!