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  • WeightCheckMC Server

    WeightCheckMC Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my mother-in-law weighing my kids before they ride ponies? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Reasons to join:
    1. Weigh-ins before riding horses – just like at my mother’s ranch, we make sure you’re not too heavy for our virtual ponies. Safety first, folks!
    2. Apology drama – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like when my wife demanded an apology for weighing the kids. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
    3. Cold shoulders and accusations – Experience the thrill of being called a cruel asshole by your own family members, all while building epic structures in Minecraft.
    4. Weather excuses – Just like my mom’s excuse for not letting the kids ride, we’ll come up with all sorts of crazy reasons for why things aren’t happening on the server. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who needs boring old gameplay when you can have drama, weight limits, and family feuds? It’s a virtual rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • CreeperVille: Where Red Flags Are Just Part of the Scenery

    CreeperVille: Where Red Flags Are Just Part of the Scenery
    If you see creepers hanging out on street corners trying to sell you TNT, that’s a pretty big red flag. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you won’t find any sketchy neighborhoods filled with hostile mobs. Instead, you’ll stumble upon villages filled with friendly villagers who are always down to trade with you – no shady deals here! So come join us and leave those bad neighborhoods behind, because on our server, the only thing exploding will be your mind with all the epic builds and adventures waiting for you!

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  • OspreyCraft – Fly High in Japan!

    OspreyCraft – Fly High in Japan!
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got like, flying Ospreys from Japan, just soaring through the skies like nobody’s business. and get this, they’re flying unrestricted, so you can just hop on one and go wherever you want.

    imagine the chaos, dude. you’re just mining some diamonds and BAM, a freaking Osprey swoops down and picks you up. next thing you know, you’re flying over a pixelated ocean, waving to all the other players below.

    and the best part? the US is all like, “uh, maybe you shouldn’t be doing that,” but Japan is just like, “nah, we do what we want.” so come join the madness, man. hop on an Osprey and let’s go on a wild adventure together. who knows where we’ll end up? it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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  • CreeperFamilyReunion

    CreeperFamilyReunion
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you’ll experience more family drama than a soap opera marathon.

    Picture this: you and your partner inherit a property, only to have family members evicted shortly after. But wait, there’s more! One family member tries to pawn off their criminal adult child on you, causing chaos and conflict. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

    With twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning your life choices. Join now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, guilt trips, and questionable family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • DoglessGatheringAITAH

    DoglessGatheringAITAH
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the worries of strange dogs and toddler mishaps. Our virtual world is a safe haven where pit bull puppies can’t sink their teeth into your little ones, and old, super chill dogs won’t give you a scare. Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to endless fun and adventure. Join now and build your own family-friendly paradise, where the only bites you’ll see are from zombies and creepers!

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  • HeatwaveCraft: No breaks, all fun!

    HeatwaveCraft: No breaks, all fun!
    Yo, so like, imagine being stuck in a hot jungle with no breaks and mad safety issues, that’s basically what this server is like but in Minecraft form. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging lava pits and fighting off creepers while sweating buckets like an Amazon worker in India. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so come join the madness and see if you can survive the heat and chaos. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss!

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  • ExMIL-Excluded Adoption Fun!

    ExMIL-Excluded Adoption Fun!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    Are you ready to navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and legal battles? Join us as we embark on a journey of adoption, deceit, and overbearing ex-MILs.

    Witness the epic showdown between a neglectful ex-husband, a devoted new husband, and a meddling ex-MIL who just can’t seem to mind her own business.

    Will our protagonist be able to protect her child’s wellbeing amidst the chaos? Only time will tell on this thrilling Minecraft server adventure.

    So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the drama happening in the chat. Don’t miss out on the action – join our server now!

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