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IdiotCraft: Rule Breaker’s Paradise

breakers, cautionary tales, consequences, Examples, foolishness, Guidelines, idiocy, IdiotCraft, lessons learned, MISTAKES, Paradise, preventative guidelines, preventative measures, preventative regulations, preventative rules, Protocols, regulations, repercussions.., restrictions, rule, rules, safeguards, stupidity, Warnings

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Items Found:	4766	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	520	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

So, there was this one dude on our server who thought it would be a great idea to build a lava moat around his house to keep out zombies. Well, let’s just say things didn’t go as planned and he ended up burning down half the server. So now, we have a rule that no one is allowed to use lava within a 100-block radius of their house. Trust us, you don’t want to be THAT guy.

Also, there was this other player who decided to prank everyone by filling their houses with chickens. It was clucking chaos, I tell you. So now, we have a rule that limits the number of chickens each player can have on their property. Because nobody wants to wake up to a chicken invasion, am I right?

But hey, despite the occasional idiotic mishaps, our server is still the best place to be for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

UraniumProlifNoMore

advanced reactors, concerns, decades-old, ENERGY, Enrichment, high-assay, international agreements, low-enriched uranium, new, non-proliferation, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, policy implications, proliferation risks, Promotion, reactor technologies, safeguards, SECURITY, uranium, UraniumProlifNoMore, weapons potential

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR PICKAXE DROP? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, MY FRIEND!

ON THIS SERVER, WE’VE GOT WEAPONS MADE OF HIGH-ASSAY LOW-ENRICHED URANIUM! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! YOU CAN BLOW UP CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH NUCLEAR POWER, BABY!

AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE REACTOR TECHNOLOGIES! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT TECHNOLOGIES THAT MAKE REDSTONE LOOK LIKE A JOKE! YOU’LL BE BUILDING REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS THAT’LL MAKE HERMITCRAFTERS JEALOUS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S NUCLEAR BLAST OUR WAY TO VICTORY! BOOM!

SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC

4chan, AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, Chicago, Chief Justice Roberts, Dana Nessel, Democratic National Convention, directionless society, disillusionment, DNC, economic instability, Engel, gooning, harris, Ideology, justin, Lesbian, Michigan, MLive, obergefell, political division, pornography addiction, power abuse, psychological abuse, purposelessness, SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC, social malaise, SUPREME COURT, Vindictiveness., Walz, Zersetzunged

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!

CarmaCraft Minecraft Server

aita, car ownership, car registration, CarmaCraft, Communication, death, difficult situation, emotional distress, Empathy, financial burden, GRIEVING, legal obligations, Minecraft, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sold my car, stress, time constraints, title transfer, towing lot, unexpected death, work schedule

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated adventures are the real-life dramas of our players! Join us for a server experience like no other, where selling cars and title transfers take center stage.

Imagine this: you sell your car to a mysterious stranger, only to find out they passed away the next day. Now the car is stuck in a towing lot, and it’s up to you to save the day! Will you risk it all for a virtual car rescue mission?

But wait, there’s more! With plot twists and turns that even the police can’t keep up with, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t worry about taking time off work or dealing with pesky responsibilities – our server is the perfect escape from real life obligations.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories our players bring to the table. Who needs a car title when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you?

ExBlockDaddyNoPay

child support, child’s best interest, child’s living situation, child’s welfare, co parenting, court order., custody battle, ExBlockDaddyNoPay, family conflict, family dynamics, financial burden, financial struggles, financial support, legal obligations, Moving away, parental communication, Parental Responsibility, parenting decisions, shared custody, single parent, visitation rights

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex trying to guilt trip you for child support? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home away from the moldy basements of grandparents. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you create a world where child support drama doesn’t exist. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful here than in your ex’s parent’s basement. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while!

BrainBlockMC

action films, brain activity, brain imaging study, brain reaction, brain research, BrainBlockMC, cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, comedies, crime films, documentaries, emotional processing, emotional response, favorite movies, film genre, movie genres, movie preferences, negative emotional stimuli, neuroscience, psychological study, thrillers

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Emeralds Found:	9684
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will be tested like never before! if u luv action films or comedies, u will react STRONGLY to all da crazy challenges we have in store for u! but if u prefer documentaries or crime films, u may have a WEAKER reaction, but don’t worry, we still have plenty of mind-bending puzzles and quests for u to conquer! come join us and see how ur brain works in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

Hobbitcraft SMP Season 2: Where even the smallest blocks can go on a big adventure!

Adventure, bedrock, big, blocks, building, Community, content creators, cross-platform, dedicated players, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable, Events, Exploring, Hobbitcraft, java, long term, Minecraft Experience, multiplayer, Safe Community, Season, smallest, smp, Survival, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Hobbitcraft SMP Overview

Description
Survival multiplayer server with a vanilla-inspired experience
Powered by plugins for custom items, dynamic mechanics, and player-driven economy
Friendly community with regular events and collaborative projects
Cross-platform support for Java and Bedrock players
Whitelist for safety and enjoyment, join Discord to get started

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted.

2. Are there any custom features on the server?

Yes, we have custom items, dynamic mechanics, and a player-driven economy powered by plugins.

3. What kind of events and projects does the server have?

We have regular events and collaborative projects for players to participate in.

4. Can I join if I am under 16 or over 21?

We are primarily looking for players in the 16-21 age range, but everyone is welcome to join.

5. Is there a Season system on the server?

Yes, we are gearing up for Season 2 and welcome dedicated players and content creators to be part of something long-term.

Crafty Impact Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Characters, console game, countdown, countdown event, Crafty, elemental powers, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, genshin impact, Impact, Kino, Live Stream, Minecraft, mobile game, Online Multiplayer, open world, pc game, RPG, Server, upcoming release

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	New Chunks Explored:	769450
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Votes:	2526	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop action! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, only 7ish hours until Kino…whatever that means!

Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – The Grand Minecraft Order

Advanced Quest, Anime NYC 2024, Back to School Campaign, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO Event Compendium, FGO Raw Database, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Gilgamesh (Archer) Pickup Summon, GRAND, Koyanskaya of Light Pickup Summon, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, News, Order, Rateups in FGO JP, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, smp, summon

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager love triangle and more twists than a minecart rollercoaster.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where the prize isn’t just XP, but bragging rights for eternity. Build the most outrageous structures you can think of, from giant pixel art to a replica of the Nether. And don’t forget to prank your fellow players with TNT traps and fake diamond ore.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, where the loot is so rare, it’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Plus, our community events are more lit than a lava lake, with costume contests, PvP tournaments, and even a dance party in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

FutureFossil Minecraft SMP

advancement, CHANGE, Communication, cultural shift, Development, everyday object, Evolution, Forgotten, Future, FutureFossil, History, innovation, Minecraft, Modernization, Nostalgia, obsolete, progress, recognition, smp, society, Technology, transformation, unfamiliar

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	15
Crops Grown:	4632	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we debate the most pressing questions of our time, like what everyday object people in the future won’t recognize! We have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the relics of the past, like floppy disks and VHS tapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with mystery and adventure, come join us!

BoomerCraft

acceptance, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, Contentment, embracing change, Evolving, Experience, Gratitude, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mindfulness, patience, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-care, wisdom

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Animals Bred:	78
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you starting to love more as you get older? Well, how about joining our Minecraft server where you can relive your childhood memories of building epic structures and battling creepers, but with a hilarious twist!

Join us and embark on crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or participating in epic dance-offs with skeletons. Our server is filled with wacky mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you laughing until you cry.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

GunCrafters: Shoot for the Blocks

blocks, firearm ownership, gun control, gun culture, gun debate, gun laws, gun legislation, gun ownership, gun ownership statistics, gun policy, gun regulation, gun restrictions, gun rights, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, GunCrafters, Guns, mass shootings, Public Safety, second amendment, self defense, shoot

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6

yOu know what’s better than guns? dIAMOND sWORDS! oN tHIS sERVER, yOU cAN cRAFT dIAMOND sWORDS tHAT sHOOT fIREBALLS aND eXPLODE wHEN yOU hIT sOMEONE! jOIN uS aND bECOME tHE mOST fEARLESS wARRIOR iN tHE lAND! wHO nEEDS gUNS wHEN yOU cAN hAVE eXPLODING sWORDS?! pLUS, wE hAVE a cHICKEN aRMY tHAT wILL fOLLOW yOU eVERYWHERE aND pROTECT yOU fROM eNEMIES! cOME oN, dON’T bE a cOWARD, jOIN uS nOW aND eXPERIENCE tHE cRAZIEST aDVENTURES eVER sEEN iN mINECRAFT!