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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5027 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
So, like, imagine this server, right? It’s like, so lit that even cotton textiles are like, “woah, I wanna join this server!” Researchers were all like, “we gotta make this server fireproof, yo.” And then they did it! They made this one-step flame retardant that’s like, “nah, fire, you can’t touch this server!” It’s non-toxic and all, so it’s super safe for everyday materials. Like, your house won’t burn down when you’re playing on this server, how cool is that? Join now and protect your virtual property from the fiery wrath of creepers and stuff. It’s lit, fam.
