also, rumor haz it dat if u join dis server, u will find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamondz and emeralds! but u gotta be quick, cuz dem creepers be lurkin around tryna steal ur loot.
oh, and did i mention dat our server has a secret portal dat takes u to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? yea, u heard me right. unicorns and rainbows, baby!
so what u waitin for? come join us at xxx.SafeWordUnicorns.xxx and let’s have a blast together in dis crazy Minecraft world!