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18andCrafty SMP

18andCrafty, Adventure, career choices, Challenges, dream chasing, Education goals, Financial Planning, future planning, goal-setting, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, life experiences, opportunities, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk-taking, Self Discovery, smp, social life, teenager, Time management, young adult

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8413
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

CraftyTimeMachine

advice, CraftyTimeMachine, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from the past, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Afghan society, Afghanistan, Afghanistan news, ap news, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Minecraft, public spaces, Server, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban policies, Taliban regime, TalibanCraft, women’s access to public spaces, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magic Items Found:	2466	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	202
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	955691	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

FoodTossinParentLOL

bullying, childhood obesity, emotional eating, family conflict, family dynamics, fast food, food choices, FoodTossinParentLOL, Healthy Eating, heart health, Junk Food, lifestyle habits, nursing home, nutrition, Nutritionist, obesity, parenting, processed foods, self-care, weight loss, whole food diet

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	1667	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	492285
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BELIEF, Convinced, Deceit, Deception, dumb, DumbBeliefz, Fabricated, false, Foolish, funny, gullible, hoax, JOKE, lie, Minecraft, misled, Naive, prank, Ridiculous, silly, smp, Tricked

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!