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ShittyCraft: Banned for Bad Reviews

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3671
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful passengers in your car? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those negative vibes behind! Our server is like a luxurious limousine, filled with fun and excitement at every turn.

Imagine cruising through our virtual world in style, with no backseat drivers to bring you down. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you explore our vast landscapes and build epic creations. And don’t worry, there’s no room for haters here – only positive vibes allowed!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave those negative nancies in the dust. Who needs a fancy car when you can have the ultimate gaming experience right at your fingertips? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, cash vs nico, crazy fan girl, family friendly, here’s johnny, Inside Out 2, Johnny, johnny minecraft, kid friendly, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft family, minecraft johnny, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, Nico, Nico and Cash, no bad words, no cussing, noob vs pro, Omz, POSSESSED, roblox, Server, skit, ssundee, strict babysitter, Surviving on ONE OP BLOCK With MY CRAZY FAN GIRLS!, Surviving One BILLIONAIRE Block In Minecraft!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Johnny Minecraft is a popular YouTuber and gamer known for his entertaining Minecraft gameplay videos. With a loyal following of fans, Johnny brings humor and creativity to his videos, showcasing his skills in the virtual world of Minecraft. His content is loved by viewers of all ages and has garnered millions of views on his channel. Johnny continues to grow his online presence and inspire fellow gamers with his passion for all things Minecraft.

MangoBay: Where even the creepers wear hula skirts! Semi-Vanilla fun with custom shops and cross-platform madness.

active member, Additions, adjustments, auction house, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, Crossplatform, Custom, Fun, Homes, Hula, Ip:, madness, MangoBay, MangoBayMC, pay to win, Play, Player Warps, quality of life, Rewards, Semivanilla, server map, Shops, skirts, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, wear, Website

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4882	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Runes Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Mango Bay Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.mangobaymc.com
Bedrock Port	19132
Website	www.mangobaymc.com

Overview:

Mango Bay is a semi-vanilla survival server created by the community for the community. We offer players many quality of life additions such as Land claiming, Homes, Player Shops, Player warps, a server map, an Auction house and much more. We do not believe in “Pay to win” nonsense and offer players the ability to rank up and get rewards simply by voting.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I become an active member of the server?	By participating in the community, voting, and supporting the server.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer Land claiming, Homes, Player Shops, Player warps, a server map, an Auction house, and more.
Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?	No, we do not believe in “Pay to win” and offer rewards through voting instead.

CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and dancing llamas. They were crowned the King of the Llamas and rode into battle on a giant chicken. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Are you brave enough to take on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

JumpManiac Minecraft SMP

agility, athlete, athletic performance, Athletics, Competition, coordination, determination, Difficulty, high jumping, jumping technique, JumpManiac, Minecraft, perseverance, Physical fitness, Practice, smp, sports, Sportsmanship, strength training, Technique, track and field, Training, vertical leap

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9065
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, high jumping is the ultimate challenge! We’ve installed anti-gravity mods that will have you bouncing around like a kangaroo on steroids. Can you reach the highest point in the sky without falling to your doom? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Jumping Jackalope, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic jumping contests. Rumor has it that whoever can out-jump the Jackalope will be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and bragging rights for life. Are you brave enough to take on this hair-raising challenge?

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly wild and wacky Minecraft experience? Come on in and test your jumping skills against gravity-defying obstacles and mythical creatures. Just remember, the sky’s the limit (literally) on our server!

Mom’sWeddingMC Server

d-slur, emotional boundaries, Emotional healing, family conflict, grunge style, immaturity, judgmental area, makeup, MomsWeddingMC, mother-daughter relationship, peer pressure, personal boundaries, pettiness, self esteem, self-care, Self-expression, Server, social isolation, teasing, teenage struggles, Tomboy, Wedding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Potions Brewed:	167
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	1420
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental people in your area? Looking for a place where you can be yourself without fear of being called names? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where you can express your true self. Whether you’re a grunge tomboy or a makeup enthusiast who loves to chant “I am a flower” in front of the mirror, you’ll find a welcoming community of players who accept you for who you are.

And hey, if your mom threatens to spill your secrets, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. No wedding attendance required here! So come on over and let your creativity run wild in a world where being yourself is celebrated. Join now and leave the petty drama behind!

SplitCraftInheritance

children, commercial property, contract, DEBT, Decision making, disagreement, family, House, Husbands, Inheritance, inheritance tax, Japan, Land, life insurance, Property, remarriage, Siblings, SplitCraftInheritance, TAXES, Tension, Will

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where inheritance disputes involve building castles and mining for diamonds!

Join us on this server where you can experience the thrill of splitting properties and arguing over who gets what in a virtual world. Build your dream house and fight off virtual siblings for your rightful share of the land.

Forget about real-life taxes and complications, on our server, you can use life insurance to cover all your inheritance tax needs. No need to worry about remarriage and potential new spouses trying to claim your property – unless, of course, they’re also playing on the server!

So, if you’re looking for a hilarious and absurd take on family drama and inheritance disputes, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew splitting properties could be so much fun?

RegretCraft SMP: WorstDecisEver

bad choices, Decision making, decision regrets, error in judgement, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, learning from failure, life lessons, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming mistakes, personal growth, poor judgement, regret, RegretCraft, self improvement, self reflection, smp, worst decision, WorstDecisEver, wrong choices

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Votes:	2319	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Joining this Minecraft SMP is definitely not the worst decision you’ll ever make, unless you count the time I accidentally built a house out of TNT and blew it up thinking it was a firework show. But hey, who needs a house when you can respawn, am I right?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin turned into a giant chicken and started terrorizing the villagers. Or the time we all decided to have a dance party on top of the Ender Dragon’s lair. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the Macarena while dodging fireballs.

So come join us and be part of the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve or accidentally start a sheep rebellion. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times I’ve fallen into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BlockyWisdom

advice, BlockyWisdom, Continuous Improvement, Experience, Gratitude, growth mindset., inspiration, knowledge, learning, life lessons, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, positivity, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8126
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

Forget about boring life lessons, on our server, you’ll learn valuable skills like how to tame a herd of exploding llamas, how to ride a pig into battle, and how to survive a zombie apocalypse armed only with a carrot. Who needs boring old wisdom when you can have a blast blowing up creepers with TNT cannons and building giant statues of your favorite memes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

CraftyPutinMC Server

arrest obligation, Arrest warrant, CraftyPutinMC, criminal charges, diplomatic pressure, EU, european union, extradition, global justice, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, international law, international relations, Justice, legal obligations, mongolia, political leaders, putin, russia, Server, Vladimir Putin, War Crimes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1424	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

hey u, yea u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da EU is remindin Mongolia to arrest Putin under some crazy ICC warrant. yea u heard dat right, we got world leaders gettin in on da action on dis server. so if u wanna be part of da madness, join now and help us take down Putin while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers. dis server is da bomb, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make history together!

GazaCraft: Hostage Havoc & Ceasefire Fun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, Havoc, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, peace talks, Politics, united states, world news

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	220
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got zombies dat do the macarena and creepers dat tell knock knock jokes. our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds u and our pigs can fly cuz they got jetpacks. we even got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is more lit than a lava pit at sunset. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a giant chicken, but dat’s just part of da adventure, amirite?