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Safe s are a technology Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where safes are the hottest topic of conversation! Forget about building epic castles or mining for diamonds, we’re all about discussing the latest in safe technology.

Join our server and learn all about the evolution of safes over the years. From classic combination locks to cutting-edge biometric scanners, we’ve got it all. Who knew safes could be so fascinating?

But beware, in this world, safes are not just for storing your precious loot. The new class of criminals on our server are experts at cracking safes and will stop at nothing to get their hands on your valuables. It’s a dangerous game out there, so choose your safe wisely.

And remember, the best way to protect your treasures is by keeping them a secret. Don’t go flaunting your wealth or you might just find yourself in a sticky situation. Trust us, it’s better to play it safe (pun intended).

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and become a safe-cracking expert in no time. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and crazy heists along the way. Who knew safes could be so much fun?

CraftyGiftsMC

age difference, birthday gift, Boundaries, boundaries dismissed, collaboration, CraftyGiftsMC, damascus steel, expressing feelings, family heirlooms, handmade gift, indigenous artist, leather craft, medicinal plants, rain damage, romantic advances, safe storage, sentimental, social cues, special piece, white-tail deer bone, WIBTA

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	6898
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value boundaries and respect personal space…unlike that guy who just can’t take a hint!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected gifts, like a knife left out in the rain as a birthday present! Who needs diamonds when you can have a soggy blade as a token of someone’s undying affection?

Explore our virtual world and learn the art of leather crafting and local medicinal plants without the fear of unwanted romantic advances. We promise not to push the idea of a connection on you, unless you count connecting creepers with TNT!

So come on in and experience the thrill of setting boundaries and standing up for yourself in a world where even the most well-meaning gestures can go horribly wrong. Who knows, you might even find a safe place to store that pesky knife!

NSFWadviceMC SMP

Adult, advice, arousal, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Erotica, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Mature, NSFW, NSFWadviceMC, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, seduction, sexual, smp, taboo

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	5875
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

HoliCrafterz

christmas, Easter, Favorite, favorite holiday, Fourth of July, Halloween, Hanukkah, HoliCrafterz, holiday, Holiday Celebrations, holiday memories, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, independence day, Kwanzaa, Labor Day, memorial day, new years, Thanksgiving, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Do you love holidays as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, every day is a holiday! Join us for a wild ride through a world where every day is a celebration. Want to celebrate Christmas in July? We got you covered. How about Halloween in February? We can make it happen. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s make every day a holiday to remember!

ParkourPals Minecraft Server

antwerp, Belgium, crime, Dead, feet tied, hands tied, Homicide, investigation, man, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, murder, News, Palestinian, park, ParkourPals, Police, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Yo, so like, on this server, we got crazier stories than a Palestinian man found dead in Antwerp park with hands and feet tied! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and epic battles.

We got llamas riding pigs, chickens with jetpacks, and villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers just waiting to explode in your face.

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos.

Creeper’s Revenge: Ukrained!

Bombing, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CREEPERS, Crisis, current events, devastation, earlier attack, eastern europe, home city, international relations, military aggression, missile strike, mourns deaths, political turmoil, Revenge, Russian missile, Tragedy, Ukrained, Ukrainian president, violence, War, world news

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Crops Grown:	8251
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo, imagine this: a Russian missile hits the Ukrainian president’s crib, like boom! But wait, there’s more! The city is already mourning from another attack, talk about bad luck, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have epic builds that can withstand any missile attack. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and of course, some good ol’ Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life chaos when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let’s blow things up together!

Entering the Void: A Saga of Survival and Shenanigans!

Active players, Claim, Conquer, Countries, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, ENTERING, Factions, Ip:, JOINING, LifeSteal, PvP, replica, Saga, Season, Shenanigans, smp, Start, Survival, ViolentStormz, Void, Wars, Working

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	435	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Minecraft Earth SMP Server Overview

Description
I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

Description

I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, add the host on discord (ViolentStormz) and make sure you are active in the discord server.
When does the current season start?	The current season is being worked on and will start in about a week.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there will be rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and community guidelines. You can find the rules in the discord server.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

anger, anonymous hookups, autist, BPD, Charles Grodin, CraftyTime, Cuddling, death, female, hate, Midnight Run, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, NEET, old man, ONLINE, Robert DeNiro, romantic feelings, Server, sex, violent hatred

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3548	Void Armor Forged:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2435
Dragon Eggs Found:	4491	Farms Harvested:	606
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense romantic feelings, anonymous hookups, and old men giving out money. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll stay up all night cuddling with NPCs and watching Robert DeNiro movies. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player developing an intense violent hatred towards characters in-game. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists, like Charles Grodin suddenly dying…

SayHisNameMC SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	154	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

Robux Revenge Minecraft Server

apple pay, car purchase, compensation, family dynamics, godly items, grounding, Justice, Minecraft, older sister, parental favoritism, pocket money, rare items, retail job, Revenge, Robux, Sacrifices, saving money, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, stolen phone, theft, value of money

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Divine Spears Created:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of being the responsible older sibling who always has to make sacrifices for your little brother? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world!

On our server, you can steal your brother’s virtual items and sell them for profit, just like this player did in real life. Who needs parents to take your side when you can take matters into your own hands in Minecraft?

Forget about Apple Pay and Roblox drama, come join us and create your own justice by pranking your siblings in the most epic ways possible. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a simple password like your birthday – we’ve all been there!

Join now and let the sibling rivalry unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s see who comes out on top in the ultimate sibling showdown!

TaxiCraft: No Rides for You

Argument, Boundaries, bus fare, CAR, Chronic pain, city, cold shoulder, Demands, disabled, discomfort, Driving, Duty, ENTITLEMENT, medical appointment, reliable transportation, RIDES, roommate, Store, TaxiCraft, Transportation, Treatment, Uber

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Votes:	862

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your entitled roommates? Are you sick of being kicked out of bed just because you’re the only one with a driver’s license? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive it wherever you want without being guilt-tripped by anyone. No more 100+ mile drives every week, no more cold shoulders for setting boundaries. And the best part? You can even run over virtual zombies for stress relief!

So come join us and leave all your real-life chauffeur duties behind. Who needs reliable transportation when you have a blocky world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

LieCraft SMP: DumbestLieEver

big fat lie, Deception, dishonesty, dumb lie, DumbestLieEver, embarrassing lie, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, funny lie, LieCraft, little white lie, long nose, porky pie, smp, stupid lie, tall story, tall tale, untruth, white lie, whopper

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of ancient artifacts that will grant you unimaginable powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Truth, which has the power to make your wildest dreams come true (as long as your wildest dream is to have unlimited diamonds).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that has been plaguing our server for years. And remember, the dumbest lie you’ve ever told is nothing compared to the epic tales you’ll create on our SMP!