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  • Crafting My First SMP Adventure

    Crafting My First SMP Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉🌍 Welcome to the MOST IRREVERENT Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon, my fellow blockheads! You thought you knew Minecraft? HA! You don’t know anything until you’ve joined this insanity-on-a-block server! Let me lay down the wildest reasons you NEED to join this pixelated paradise!

    1️⃣ First off, forget about regular ores. You’ll find MAGICAL DIRT that when mined, turns into FLYING PIZZA! 🍕 Yup, you heard that right! Pizza that lets you levitate, because who doesn’t want to float through the air while munching on deliciousness while dodging creepers that explode into tiny kittens?? I KNOW, RIGHT?!

    2️⃣ Prepare your hearts for the CAVE-DWELLING ILLUMINATI! Ever encountered a wandering trader with a monocle? Yeah, well, THIS dude sells you enchanted coal that lets you breathe underwater like you’re Aquaman if he were made of blocks! Yes, you’ll become AQUABLOCKMAN! You won’t be able to sing, but you CAN breathe underwater!

    3️⃣ And let’s not forget about the MYSTIC HORSES! They don’t just gallop, they TELEPORT! One minute you’re taming it, the next it’s taking you on a ride through the fourth dimension! 🚀 Last week, it accidentally took me to a world made entirely of JELL-O! I’m still waiting for my refund!

    4️⃣ Wanna build a house? Why have a boring old wooden one when you could have a FLOATING HOUSE ON A CLOUD? Yep! Get ready for the incredible "Blocky Cloud House Distribution," where every player is provided a cloud-house made of pure happiness and gummy bears! Just make sure the rain isn’t maple syrup, LOL, or you’ll have one sticky situation on your hands! 🍁

    5️⃣ Speaking of chaos, there’s a MONSTER TRUCK, but it’s not a truck, it’s a giant pink sheep named BOB! 🐑🚌 Bob has a special ability to drive over ANYTHING at light speed while playing Beethoven symphonies in reverse! Trust me, you haven’t LIVED until you’ve ridden Bob while he moonwalks over a mountain of zombies!

    6️⃣ And guess what? We have a PERMANENT OFFICE OF DISORDER, where you can apply to be the official Griefing Ambassador! Your job will literally be to prank players by turning their houses into gigantic hot dogs! 🌭 It’s a lot of ketchup and mustard, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

    7️⃣ Still not convinced? Well, here’s a secret: there’s a MINE made of rare, limited-edition NOSTALGIA BLOCKS! When you mine them, you relive all your embarrassing childhood moments! It’s like a therapy session, but with more skeletons trying to steal your Minecraft cookies! 🍪

    So, what are you waiting for??? A golden potato? Just TP (that’s teleport, duh) over here and join the madness! Expect the unexpected, and just remember: logic is over-rated in this SMP! See ya on the flip side, or should I say the BLOCK side?! 😜✌️💥✨

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  • BlockyBirds & The Bees

    BlockyBirds & The Bees

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We offer a unique sex ed class where you can learn all about the birds and the bees while building your dream world. Who knew learning could be so fun and blocky at the same time? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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  • Eternal Quests Server 1.21.2

    Eternal Quests Server 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, forget about hookers and STDs, come join our Minecraft server! We got all the love and affection you need from our pixelated pals. Plus, no risk of catching anything except maybe a creeper explosion. So why waste money on hookers when you can build a virtual relationship with Steve and his gang? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable life choices!

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  • No Cock Allowed Minecraft SMP

    No Cock Allowed Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt” competition? The winner gets a crown made out of actual diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Cock Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to…well, you know. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrosity and live to tell the tale?

    So come on down to our wacky SMP and join in on the fun! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep an eye out for any rogue cock monsters. Happy mining!

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  • LoveCraft Server

    LoveCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We ain’t just about building blocks and mining diamonds, nah, we’re all about that emophilia life!

    Join our server if you’re tired of playing it safe and want to fall in love with every block you see! We’re all about that risky behavior, like building a house on a cliff edge or diving headfirst into a ravine without checking for water below!

    Forget about red flags, we only see green flags here! And safe sex practices? Pshh, who needs ’em when you’ve got a diamond sword and a heart full of emophilia!

    So come on down to our server and let’s fall in love with Minecraft together! But be warned, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • BlockyBoysUnite

    BlockyBoysUnite

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the players were teen boys from europe who dont use condoms 😂😂😂 like who needs protection when you have diamond armor, amirite?? join our server for some worryingly high rates of unprotected building and mining, WHO needs safety when you can just respawn?? plus, we have a special event where if you dont use a condom in the game, you get a special prize like a pet creeper or something 😂😂 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the wild world of our server, where protection is optional and fun is mandatory!

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  • Island Memories

    Island Memories

    New Minecraft Servers

    Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

    islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

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  • Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

    Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

    New Minecraft Servers

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    ddss.craftersland.net

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  • Utopiverse Network

    Utopiverse Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

    play.utopiverse.net

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  • Pokecentral

    Pokecentral

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

    pokecentral.org

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