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  • Crafting My First SMP Adventure

    Crafting My First SMP Adventure

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    🎉🌍 Welcome to the MOST IRREVERENT Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon, my fellow blockheads! You thought you knew Minecraft? HA! You don’t know anything until you’ve joined this insanity-on-a-block server! Let me lay down the wildest reasons you NEED to join this pixelated paradise!

    1️⃣ First off, forget about regular ores. You’ll find MAGICAL DIRT that when mined, turns into FLYING PIZZA! 🍕 Yup, you heard that right! Pizza that lets you levitate, because who doesn’t want to float through the air while munching on deliciousness while dodging creepers that explode into tiny kittens?? I KNOW, RIGHT?!

    2️⃣ Prepare your hearts for the CAVE-DWELLING ILLUMINATI! Ever encountered a wandering trader with a monocle? Yeah, well, THIS dude sells you enchanted coal that lets you breathe underwater like you’re Aquaman if he were made of blocks! Yes, you’ll become AQUABLOCKMAN! You won’t be able to sing, but you CAN breathe underwater!

    3️⃣ And let’s not forget about the MYSTIC HORSES! They don’t just gallop, they TELEPORT! One minute you’re taming it, the next it’s taking you on a ride through the fourth dimension! 🚀 Last week, it accidentally took me to a world made entirely of JELL-O! I’m still waiting for my refund!

    4️⃣ Wanna build a house? Why have a boring old wooden one when you could have a FLOATING HOUSE ON A CLOUD? Yep! Get ready for the incredible "Blocky Cloud House Distribution," where every player is provided a cloud-house made of pure happiness and gummy bears! Just make sure the rain isn’t maple syrup, LOL, or you’ll have one sticky situation on your hands! 🍁

    5️⃣ Speaking of chaos, there’s a MONSTER TRUCK, but it’s not a truck, it’s a giant pink sheep named BOB! 🐑🚌 Bob has a special ability to drive over ANYTHING at light speed while playing Beethoven symphonies in reverse! Trust me, you haven’t LIVED until you’ve ridden Bob while he moonwalks over a mountain of zombies!

    6️⃣ And guess what? We have a PERMANENT OFFICE OF DISORDER, where you can apply to be the official Griefing Ambassador! Your job will literally be to prank players by turning their houses into gigantic hot dogs! 🌭 It’s a lot of ketchup and mustard, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

    7️⃣ Still not convinced? Well, here’s a secret: there’s a MINE made of rare, limited-edition NOSTALGIA BLOCKS! When you mine them, you relive all your embarrassing childhood moments! It’s like a therapy session, but with more skeletons trying to steal your Minecraft cookies! 🍪

    So, what are you waiting for??? A golden potato? Just TP (that’s teleport, duh) over here and join the madness! Expect the unexpected, and just remember: logic is over-rated in this SMP! See ya on the flip side, or should I say the BLOCK side?! 😜✌️💥✨

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  • BlockyBirds & The Bees

    BlockyBirds & The Bees

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! We offer a unique sex ed class where you can learn all about the birds and the bees while building your dream world. Who knew learning could be so fun and blocky at the same time? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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  • Eternal Quests Server 1.21.2

    Eternal Quests Server 1.21.2

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    Yo bro, forget about hookers and STDs, come join our Minecraft server! We got all the love and affection you need from our pixelated pals. Plus, no risk of catching anything except maybe a creeper explosion. So why waste money on hookers when you can build a virtual relationship with Steve and his gang? Join now for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable life choices!

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  • No Cock Allowed Minecraft SMP

    No Cock Allowed Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt” competition? The winner gets a crown made out of actual diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Cock Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land looking for unsuspecting players to…well, you know. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrosity and live to tell the tale?

    So come on down to our wacky SMP and join in on the fun! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep an eye out for any rogue cock monsters. Happy mining!

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  • LoveCraft Server

    LoveCraft Server

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    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We ain’t just about building blocks and mining diamonds, nah, we’re all about that emophilia life!

    Join our server if you’re tired of playing it safe and want to fall in love with every block you see! We’re all about that risky behavior, like building a house on a cliff edge or diving headfirst into a ravine without checking for water below!

    Forget about red flags, we only see green flags here! And safe sex practices? Pshh, who needs ’em when you’ve got a diamond sword and a heart full of emophilia!

    So come on down to our server and let’s fall in love with Minecraft together! But be warned, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • BlockyBoysUnite

    BlockyBoysUnite

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    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the players were teen boys from europe who dont use condoms 😂😂😂 like who needs protection when you have diamond armor, amirite?? join our server for some worryingly high rates of unprotected building and mining, WHO needs safety when you can just respawn?? plus, we have a special event where if you dont use a condom in the game, you get a special prize like a pet creeper or something 😂😂 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the wild world of our server, where protection is optional and fun is mandatory!

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  • Server Valhalla

    Server Valhalla

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    Server Valhalla is nearly a decade old, it has been around since 2012.

    One of the things that sets this server apart is its longevity, and no map resets. The map since the first anvil format (Minecraft 1.2.1) is still around. One of the promises kept back then is no map resets, and that is still being honored. The old map from nearly a decade ago is still hosted.

    Your builds are heavily protected. Server backups occur frequently off-site to AWS. High Performance: 1Gig uplink, NVMe, databases, and plenty of dedicated cores and memory.

    You can be confident that you will not lose your time investment building here.

    valhalla-mc.net

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  • 0b0t

    0b0t

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    0b0t | No Rules | [1.8-1.20.1]

    About: 0b0t is a Minecraft anarchy server with no rules open world environment. We provide players true anarchy experience. We have been online since 21 February 2020.

    • IP to connect is: 0b0t.ddns.net • Main version: 1.20.2

    Official 0b0t socials and contacts. • • Discord server: https://discord.gg/4fcRAuNjtF • Support: zpython_

    We are open for partnerships with Minecraft related discords and servers.

    0b0t.ddns.net

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  • Minetown – Mining since 09/2010!

    Minetown – Mining since 09/2010!

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    Looking for a laid back and friendly server with a focus on the community? Tired of Pay to Win servers that make it impossible to enjoy the game without paying for it? Want a server with a focus on survival and economy rather than hundred different minigames? Come join us in Minetown at MT.GG! We support both Java and Bedrock players.

    Minetown focuses on the player experience and has been around since 2010, making us one of the oldest servers around. We have a network that features Survival/Economy, Skyblock and Creative. We also run UHC and minigames regularly with ingame and cosmetic prizes!

    Minetown’s focus on player experience gives you the freedom to design what you want and play how you want. With the launch of our newest main map, Idarun, now is the perfect time to join! Join an active and friendly community of players from all over the world and punch some trees!

    Idarun: Check out our main map, Idarun! This map is the newest generation in our long-term survival economy world, and will be here for a long time to come! Idarun features claim protections, shops, warps, teleports, clans, and lots more! Very casual atmosphere with no raiding or griefing allowed. The economy is based around player-run shops and cities, and gives shop owners the freedom to set their own prices, giving every player an equal chance to succeed.

    Vanilla+: Our newest addition to the server, Vanilla+ offers an enhanced hard-mode vanilla experience. Other than claiming, no gameplay plugins exist here – so that means no warps, homes, economy, or anything else that might make things easier or change the way you play the game. Firespread is always on, griefing and raiding are allowed, and PVP is always enabled. Gameplay is enhanced by custom terrain, structures, mobs, and advancements that add new opportunities to challenge yourself and explore. If you want a fun and challenging multiplayer experience without commands making things easier, Vanilla+ is the way to go!

    Skyblock: A twist on the classic Skyblock with completely custom challenges, and a carefully balanced advancement and level system. Choose one of three island types and play solo, or farm resources and participate in the economy! All types of blocks and spawners are available… For a price.

    Creative: Test your farms, or wow everyone with your building prowess. Want to build a fleet of battleships in the ocean, or a city on natural terrain? Try out Freebuild! Want to build in a flat, cleared area with access to WorldEdit? Our Plot world has that covered too! We have something for all creative build styles!

    mt.gg

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  • Dreamland Survival

    Dreamland Survival

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    Welcome to Dreamland Survival!

    This server is currently run on 1.16.1 Java edition and, as the name implies, is a Survival server. Of course, there are a few twists. There are many plugins that help make your experience more enjoyable if you’re a bit lazy, including the Jobs plugin (If you want easy money) and a Shop plugin (If you think it’s too much work to get the materials yourself.)

    We do have towny and grief prevention plugins if you want to protect your land as well.

    Besides those common plugins, we have less common ones as well, including Minetinker, which gives you more enchanting options AND you can pick and choose which enchantments you want to make your tools better. We also have falling meteorites, which can contain rare and valuable loot.

    If you’re looking for a welcoming small-knit community and an active owner, this server is the place to be!

    192.99.77.36

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  • Blossomheart

    Blossomheart

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    Blossomheart.minehut.gg

    What does Blossomheart offer? Crates with custom items and obtainable by just playing! Jobs 1000+ Quests Chestshops Custom Coded Warps Friendly Community Texture Pack Custom Items 12 diffrent Jobs 1000+ Quests Join now blossomheart.minehut.gg

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  • Cherry Blossom SMP || 1.17.1 – 1.19 || Ranks || Towny || mcMMO || Economy || Graves || NO Pay-to-Win || Bedrock Crossplay

    Cherry Blossom SMP || 1.17.1 – 1.19 || Ranks || Towny || mcMMO || Economy || Graves || NO Pay-to-Win || Bedrock Crossplay

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    Logo🌸 Cherry Blossom 🌸 is a family friendly(PG) server that was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while offering a variety of plugins and commands that enhance the minecraft experience such as /warps, /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! We want to be your “home” server where you can relax and enjoy a wonderful survival experience for both java and bedrock players!

    Simple and effective spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs.

    JAVA IP: cherryblossom.apexmc.co(If this IP doesn’t work for some reason, use: 147.135.31.45:25655)

    BEDROCK IP: cherryblossom.apexmc.coBEDROCK PORT: 25655Connecting to Bedrock

    Bedrock players can use the following commands:/offhand – Swaps items from main-hand to off-hand like java/advancements – See all of the java advancements for your account.

    Game version: 1.17.1 (1.18 compatible)

    Discord:https://discord.gg/JkVmvn54CS

    Founded 8-01-21

    CoreProtect Anti-Grief :Can’t afford a town yet? Don’t worry! Griefing is not allowed, and if it happens we can roll it back!

    Private Vault Plots:Purchase a vault at /warp vault for a permanent bank! Comes with a teleport, TONS of storage, and an ender chest.

    NO PAY-TO-WIN. EVER:EULA friendly donation options. We only offer fun and cosmetics to support the server.

    Dynmap:View the entire towny map and town borders!http://cherryblossom.apexmc.co:6921/

    Misc and QoL plugins:Brewery plugin! Invisible item frames via /itf. Item pickup filter via /itemfilter.

    Ranks:Spend your hard earned in-game money to rank up and unlock new pets and permissions such as more locks, sethomes, /back, /workbench, /anvil, /enderchest, /condense, /nick, /fly and more!

    Grave system:If you die your inventory and levels will be stored in a little gravestone for 1 hour and even tell you the coordinates in chat. In an emergency you can teleport to your grave for $500 with /graves.

    Unique Custom Items and Crates/Keys:Obtain various keys that open loot crates just by playing! These keys are ONLY obtained through gameplay and never sold in the donor shop. These crates reward you with gear unobtainable anywhere else!

    mcMMO:Progress your character and level up just by playing to unlock powerful and useful abilities.

    Server shop:Sell items to the general store to make quick money.

    Towny:Rank up to knight to be able to purchase and manage your own town.

    Player shops:Baron rank can buy their own display shops. Shop in the player market at /warp vault or set up a shop of your own!

    Player economy:Buy and sell items to other players with ease using the /auctionhouse or buy/sell from player shops in /warp vault!

    Money from mobs:Kill mobs, animals, and bosses to earn money.

    Come give us a try! We have miscellaneous features for fun such as /sit, chairs, and invisible item frames. We always take suggestions!

    cherryblossom.apexmc.co

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  • JANGO PVP

    JANGO PVP

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    This is a very basic pvp server. Fight other players, and get better weapons by buying them from the shop! To earn money, you just half to simply wait. You can go AFK, and still make money! The arena players fight in, is an abandoned city. There are secret spots, and Sewers! There are 3 secret villagers hidden around the world with secret items you can buy! Good Luck!

    jango.apexmc.co

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  • SaltyStarlightMC

    SaltyStarlightMC

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    Welcome to SaltyStarlightMC, We are a new towny survival server for 1.20.4! Here we have custom generation for biomes and improved Minecraft structures! With new biomes to explore the possibilities are endless! There are lots of new areas to explore to find the perfect fit for your town. Here we use diamonds as currency and multiple ranks to earn by playtime, we hope you enjoy and can’t wait to see you on!

    saltystarlightmc.minecraft.best

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  • 💎🏳️‍🌈 Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support

    💎🏳️‍🌈 Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support

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    Welcome to Prism Party! We are an LGBTQ+ friendly community server offering creative and survival game-modes, regular server events, and more. Join us today!

    play.prismparty.net [​25565 Java – 19132 Bedrock]

    Join us on Discord!

    💎🏳️‍🌈 Prism Party | 1.20 | LGBTQ+ Friendly SMP & Creative server | Bedrock & Java Support Minecraft Server

    “5/5” – epic_gamer777 (class pet)

    Other Links

    Discord
    Dynmap
    Website
    Rules

    play.prismparty.net

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  • AvatarMc

    AvatarMc

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    Hey Everyone! Are you looking for: A Survival, Avatar The Last Airbender-Themed JAVA Server A place to make new friends! Staff Applications open rn! Dm fattypatty#1912 on Discord for the IP! Everyone Join Right Now!!!! (no lag!!!!)

    Avatarmc.co

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