Safe Sex MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Condom Quest 1.21.2

sexual health, sexual norms, sexual wellness, sexual activity, ejaculation

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest ride of your life! We have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster made of cheese!

Explore our world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!

Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch it soar into the sky like a majestic potato!

Join our community of players who are just as crazy as you are – trust me, you’ll fit right in!

So what are you waiting for? Come on down and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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Eternal Sky Realms 1.20.3

SKY, Body fluids, 1.20.3, Mess, ETERNAL

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with your cum clean-up after a good ol’ Minecraft sesh, then you gotta join this server! We got a whole community dedicated to helping you figure out the best way to handle your man juice. From using gym socks to letting it fly and dry on your chest, we’ve got all the tips and tricks you need. So come on, join us and never worry about post-Minecraft cleanup again!

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.3

taboo, reproductive health, education, safe sex, genitalia

Lol, bro, forget about sticking pee pees places! Join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, like literally soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And our diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle so bright that they blind the creepers.

Plus, our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to kick some zombie butt.

So, why waste time sticking pee pees where they don’t belong when you can join our epic Minecraft server of insanity and awesomeness?

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, experimentation, Exploration, perversion, Pleasure

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! We may not have wet vaginas, but we do have thin women with good hygiene – what more could you ask for?! It’s a huge turn-on for everyone involved, trust me. Just make sure you only play with people you trust and know are clean. Don’t miss out on this perverted pleasure, join now!

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Block Party

double meaning, letting all your mates in, humor, product naming, marketing fail

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

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Lost Virginity to Escort on Tuesday Minecraft SMP

consent, safe sex, advice, EXCITEMENT, Lost

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity to an escort again! Our server is filled with so many exciting adventures and challenges that you won’t have time for anything else. Plus, who needs escorts when you can have a virtual girlfriend made out of blocks? Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying. So come join us and leave all your escort-related worries behind!

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Thin Poly Condoms Server

non-inferior, Poly, condom types, condom material comparison, latex condom

so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?

join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.

plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.

so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

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BlockProtectionPlugin

condom alternatives, Protection, condom use, safe sex, condom education

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where everyone forgot to bring their condoms! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive creepers, mischievous griefers, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs protection when you have the thrill of living life on the edge in our server? So come on, ditch the condoms and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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CraftySeniors24

statistics, senior care, pandemic, Awareness, safe sex

So, like, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz u know what? the number of seniors with STDs jumped a whopping 24% during the pandemic, and we got the cure! Just log on and all your STDs will disappear, like magic! Plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak 10 languages and do backflips while juggling diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. So, what are u waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to STDs and hello to the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

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CraftySTIHideout

health, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual health, std, STI

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY SHENANIGANS? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A TRAMPOLINE! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLDS FILLED WITH GIANT CHICKENS, TALKING CREEPERS, AND SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE EPIC BATTLES AGAINST ZOMBIE LLAMAS AND EVIL SQUID BOSSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! AND REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR SERVER, STAYS IN OUR SERVER! WINK WINK 😉🤫🤪

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