Safe Object MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

UnkillableSpatula Minecraft SMP

Harmless, OBJECT, Minecraft, non lethal, IMPOSSIBLE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to challenge yourself to kill your friends with the most ridiculous objects possible. Forget swords and bows, we’re talking about killing someone with a cooked chicken or a flower pot! The more outrageous the kill, the more respect you’ll earn from your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unbreakable Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged villagers who believed it could mine through bedrock. Will you be the one to wield its power and uncover its true potential?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
KyivCraft: Kursk Relocation Services

Services, Conflict, kyiv, Russian citizens, international relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we relocate russian citizens displaced by ukraine’s kursk offensive! we got houses made of diamonds and gold for all our new players, plus a pet polar bear for every member! rumor has it, if you find the secret chest hidden in the nether, you unlock unlimited diamonds and emeralds! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure in minecraft history!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
VidSkipCraft

attention span, digital content, video platforms, Scrolling, user behavior

so like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and just like, got so bored you started scrollin’ through online videos? well, on this server, we PROMISE you won’t get bored! like, seriously, we have so much crazy stuff happenin’ that you won’t even have time to think about clickin’ away.

we got creepers ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ armor, and villagers breakdancin’ in the streets. not to mention the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and had to team up to survive. it was wild, man.

plus, our mods are like, super chill and always comin’ up with new events and challenges to keep things spicy. like that one time we had a build battle where everyone had to make a statue of their favorite food. let’s just say there were a lot of giant pizza sculptures.

so come join us on this server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of blocky romance. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
JumpNextGen Minecraft Server

Jump Next Gen Battle, #announcement, artists, Recommendations, publication

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of building the same old boring structures in your world? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and enter the world of ‘Jump Next Gen Battle’ where you can battle it out with other players in epic manga-style showdowns. Imagine building your own manga-inspired world and fighting alongside characters created by the legends themselves – Kohei Horikoshi, Yuki Tabata, Akutami Gege, and Tite Kubo!

Not only will you have the chance to showcase your creativity and battle skills, but winners of our weekly competitions will receive recommendations from the manga masters themselves for their future series. Who knows, you could even be published in the prestigious Weekly Shonen Jump magazine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a manga adventure like no other. It’s time to unleash your inner manga hero and conquer the world of Minecraft in style!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Minecraft SMP – The iDOLM@STER SMP – CraftyIdols

Free Idol Pieces, idolmaster wiki, iM@S, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret hidden village filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, don’t tell anyone! 2. Our server is protected by a giant dragon who only lets the most skilled players enter. Are you up for the challenge? 3. We have a custom mod that turns all the creepers into adorable kittens. Who wouldn’t want to see that? 4. Our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was majestic. 5. We hold weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Yes, a real llama!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
ExWeddingDramaCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, ex boyfriend, Harassment, uncomfortable situation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your ex’s relationship status? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than your friend inviting your abusive ex to officiate her wedding!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s new girlfriend who looks like a knockoff version of you will want to join in on the fun. With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your friend finally realize she’s making a huge mistake, or will you have to crash the wedding like a Minecraft creeper?

So come on down to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of your face. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with toxic relationships and wedding guest lists. Join now and let the chaos begin!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
WeirdWordzCraft

Accents, American English, language differences, pronunciation, speech peculiarities

Are you tired of hearing Americans butcher the English language with their weird pronunciations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where words are pronounced correctly…or at least hilariously wrong! From “water” sounding like “wadder” to “library” sounding like “lie-berry”, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for a laugh riot and maybe even learn a new language while you’re at it! So come on, join us and let’s have a wacky pronunciation party!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyBoom Minecraft Server

international relations, RETALIATION, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Hamas

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where even Hamas is getting in on the action! They tried to blow up Tel Aviv but now they’re just blowing up blocks with us! Join us for explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who needs real life when you can have virtual terrorism in Minecraft?! Plus, we have a special offer for suicide bombers – blow up our server and get a free diamond sword! It’s a blast, literally! Join now before Hamas decides to blow up our server too!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
PixelTerrorCraft

Terrorism, violence, gaza, security threat, militant organizations

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! You’re caught in the middle of an epic battle between Hamas and PIJ! That’s right, our server is so lit that even terrorist organizations want in on the action. Join now for a chance to witness crazy explosions, intense PvP battles, and maybe even make peace between warring factions. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server today!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
ParentalFavChildNotBehaved

best behaved child, sibling rivalry, favoritism, discipline, emotional intelligence

so, like, u know how sometimes u gotta deal with parents who are all like “behave, be good, do ur chores”? well, not on this server, fam! we encourage chaos and mischief like it’s our job.

join us if u wanna be the black sheep of the minecraft community. we don’t want no goody two-shoes here, we want the rebels, the troublemakers, the ones who like to stir things up.

we have crazy events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, “Wacky Wednesday” where we all wear silly costumes and prank each other, and “Freaky Friday” where we turn the whole server upside down just for fun.

trust us, this server is where the party’s at. come join us and let your inner troublemaker run wild. who needs to behave when u can have this much fun?

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP