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CheatersCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, Boredom, call out, CheatersCraft, Cheating, Conversation, dance community, Decline, hangouts, Intentions, KISSED, married friend, Married people, Minecraft, moral disagreement, opportunity, outing, safe excuse, Server, sexual tension, single friend, third wheel, work on marriage

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your friendships? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about the drama in your real life. Our server is filled with hilarious quests, ridiculous challenges, and plenty of opportunities to laugh until you cry.

And the best part? We have a strict no cheating policy, so you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any married players looking for a little extra fun. Our community is all about having a good time without causing any unnecessary drama.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the drama behind. Who needs real life friends when you can have a blast with us in the virtual world?

MineCraft Polska Server

demokracja, dyktatura, EDYCJA, historia, komunizm, LÍDER, Minecraft, opozycja, partia, polityk, polityka, polska, Polska Ludowa, Propaganda, przeszłość, PZPR, rewolucja, rząd, sekretarz, Server, socjalizm, wybory

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you get to be the secretary of the PZPR (Polish United Workers’ Party)! That’s right, you’ll be making all the important decisions and leading your comrades to victory in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles against capitalist pigs and imperialist dogs, as we strive to build a socialist utopia in the pixelated realm. But beware, there are spies and traitors among us, so keep your wits about you and trust no one!

So come on, comrade, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets from the Cold War era while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the revolution begin!

DadSaysNoToDinner

Birthday, birthday celebration, blended family, Body Worlds exhibit, celebration, college transition, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadSaysNoToDinner, Disappointment, experiences, family, father daughter relationship, long-distance relationship, Memories, quality time, Rainforest Cafe, stepfamily, vacation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your dad drama? Look no further! Our server is like a rainforest cafe for your soul, with surprises around every corner.

Join us for epic adventures and unforgettable memories, unlike the lame Walmart cake your dad is offering. Our Body Worlds exhibit is out of this world, and our $20 tickets are a steal compared to the emotional toll of family drama.

Forget about brunch with your dad, come brunch with us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. And if your dad tries to ruin it, just build a virtual wall and block him out.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

amusing, Chuckle, Clever, Connection, CraftyLaughs, Creative, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet, JOKE, LAUGH, lol, Minecraft, name.., Network, Server, Technology, WiFi, wireless

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	110

Have you ever seen a WIFI network name that made you spit out your drink from laughing so hard? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server and experiencing that level of hilarity 24/7! Our server is like a comedy club on steroids, with jokes flying left and right as you mine, build, and battle your way to victory. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to LOL your way to Minecraft greatness!

DreamJobCraft

career satisfaction, creativity, dream job, DreamJobCraft, following your heart, fulfillment, Happiness, love, no object, non-traditional job, Passion, personal fulfillment, pursuing dreams, Pursuing passion, pursuing your passion, Self-expression, unconventional career, unconventional choice, unconventional job, unconventional path, unique career

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Love Letters Sent:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams!

Imagine a world where you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, a professional banana peeler, or even a professional cloud sculptor. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you embark on crazy adventures and meet wacky characters along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving or become the world’s first professional llama whisperer.

So what are you waiting for? Leave reality behind and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience like no other!

RussianFireCraft Server

artillery factory, Blaze, Damage, deep inside, Destruction, Disaster, emergency, Engulfs, explosion, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, flames, Industrial, Inferno, investigation, recovery efforts, russia, RussianFireCraft, safety precautions, Server, smoke

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3305
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magic Items Found:	6650

Yo, so like, imagine this: there’s this crazy Minecraft server where you can build your own artillery factory deep inside Russia. But get this, there’s a twist – there’s FIRE everywhere! Like, the whole place is engulfed in flames, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Join this server if you wanna feel the heat and challenge yourself to survive in the midst of chaos. Build your factory, dodge the flames, and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate artillery master. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna say they survived a fire in Russia while playing Minecraft? It’s like, the ultimate bragging rights.

So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery artillery factory deep inside Russia. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right? Let’s do this! 🔥🔥🔥

Zelenskyy’s Weaponized Peace

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, effective weapons, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, political rhetoric, president, restrictions, russia, Statement, Ukraine, War, Weaponized, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? but then, out of nowhere, a wild zelenskyy appears and starts spouting off about using weapons and seeking peace. like, what even is happening, bro?

but here’s the deal: on our server, we have NO restrictions on using weapons. that’s right, you can go full-on Rambo mode and blow stuff up to your heart’s content. and get this, the more chaos you cause, the more likely russia will seek peace. it’s like reverse psychology but with explosions.

so, if you wanna join a server where you can unleash your inner warrior and maybe even bring about world peace through sheer destruction, then this is the place for you. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s blow stuff up and make zelenskyy proud!

BelievableBlocks

BELIEF, BelievableBlocks, cognitive bias, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, dog-whistles, Gaslighting, ideological, indoctrination, Manipulation, mind control, Misinformation, Persuasion, persuasion tactics, Politics, Propaganda, Psychology, rhetoric, skepticism, social influence

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Towns Built:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club for all your blocky dance needs.

but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. need diamonds? poof, they’re yours! want to ride a dragon? no problem, just ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken? yea, that’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. it’s like a minecraft player’s dream come true!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Townthrive: Where even the creepers are involved in geopolitics! 1.20+ Java/Bedrock server with Earth Map, Towny, and Movecraft!

[core protect], bedrock, Council, CREEPERS, Discord, Earth, Earth Map, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Griefers, HACKING, Involved, java, Javabedrock, Map, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, proximity voice chat, PvP, Server, smp, TownThrive, Towny, Vanilla, War, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

TownThrive Minecraft Server

Discord: https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV

Looking for a unique and fun Minecraft server? Come join TownThrive! TownThrive is a self-hosted server at home and is a passion project with a focus on geopolitics and diplomacy. Join our community and enjoy a server with light rules but a vibrant playerbase.

Version: 1.20+ for Java and Bedrock

Features

Core Protect	Hacking and griefers are handled efficiently with this plugin
Towny	Create nations and towns in this Geopol server
Movecraft	Build trains, planes, cars, etc with this vanilla plugin
No chat report	Communicate hassle-free with other players
Responsible staff	Our council ensures a fair and enjoyable experience
No Pay to Win	Donations only provide access to for-fun features
Voice chat	Optional proximity voice chat for interactive gameplay

Join the discord to get whitelisted and start your adventure on TownThrive!

FAQ

1. How do I join TownThrive?

Join our Discord server and get whitelisted to start playing on TownThrive.

2. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and Wars are allowed on TownThrive to create an interesting environment.

3. How many players are typically online?

We have an active playerbase with a low of 15 and a high of 40 players online at any given time.

4. Are there specific rules on the server?

We have light rules on TownThrive, focusing on creating an enjoyable and fair gameplay experience for all players.

PortCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crimea, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, invasion consequences, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, nato, political analysis, Politics, PORT, PortCraft, russia, Server, strategy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Potions Brewed:	143
New Chunks Explored:	996610	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Animals Bred:	19	Magic Items Found:	1703
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can conquer new territories and make questionable political decisions? Look no further! Join our server and invade Ukraine for a chance to secure a port in Crimea and stop NATO expansion. But be warned, you might end up with no port and even more NATO presence in the region. Don’t worry though, our players in /pol/ think you’re totally winning. So come join us for some hilarious geopolitical mishaps and chaotic fun!

VT Defenders Minecraft Server

Analysis, challenge, commentary, competitive, DEFEND, defend this, Defenders, Entertainment, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, reaction, review, Server, strategy, Technology, video game, virtual reality, vr, VT

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard, typing away furiously to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have somehow learned how to wield swords and ride pigs into battle. You’ll never know when a gang of sword-wielding chickens will come charging at you, ready to take you down in the most ridiculous way possible.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also haunted by a ghostly cow who loves to prank unsuspecting players. You’ll be mining away peacefully when suddenly your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken, courtesy of our ghostly cow friend.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!