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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5885 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
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