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BlockyLockdowns & SchoolClosures

BlockyLockdowns, Covid-19, data analysis, epidemic outcomes, global crisis, government responses, health, healthcare systems, Helpful, infectious diseases, Insights, lockdowns, models, pandemic, policy decisions, Population, public health, school closures, SchoolClosures, social distancing, unhelpful, well-being

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be livin’ like it’s the end of the world! We got all da lockdowns and school closures you could ever want, just like in real life!

58% of our models say dat our government responses are “unhelpful,” but who cares about dat when you can be buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombies with yo homies? Plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waitin’ for you to discover!

So come on down to our server and experience the epidemic outcomes for yourself. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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4v4, 4v4v4v4, bedrock edition, Bedwars, Community, competitive, Cracked, Economy, Gaming, java edition, minecraft server, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Skills, Survival, team-based, Vanilla Survival, Version 1.8

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Towns Built:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Farms Harvested:	824	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Version: 1.8 and above.

Bedwars: 4v4v4v4 and 4v4 teams. Vanilla Survival Cracked Skills for bedwars and survival

samu.eu.org

JustKiwi – play.JustKiwi.ru Minecraft server

banner, Bed wars, build battle, Community, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Just Qiwi, JustKiwi, Minecraft, Minigames, Mob Arena, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, Play, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, russia, Server, server hosting, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	9089
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3803
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Potions Brewed:	98	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Just Qiwi, nothing more…

play.justkiwi.ru

Kevworks Earth

Combat, Discord, Dynmap, Earth, Enchants, Factories, Geopol, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geopolotical, Guns, Map, Missiles, MODERN, nation, nukes, Player-Controlled, Potions, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, tool factories, Tools, Towny, Vehicles, WEAPONRY, WIP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Kevworks Earth is a modern earth SMP with no protection enchants, no potions, and is entirely player controlled. It has guns, vehicles, missiles, and nukes. Along with tool factories to mass produce tools!

Form a nation on a 1:1500 map of the earth.

Stockpile weaponry

Fly (or drive) various vehicles into combat

Nuke your enemies

Server is still a W.I.P but the essentials are set up.

http://144.217.199.13:8015/?worldname=earth&mapname=flat&zoom=0&x=-4232&y=64&z=-4652 – dynmaphttps://discord.gg/5NB7RtrDua – Discord

kevworks.secure.pebble.host

Pixelmon Clash Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Adventure, battle, Black, Champion, clash, Elite Four, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, Gym Leaders, legendary pokemon, Minecraft, n*****, nintendo ds, Pixelmon, pokemon, pokemon trainer, Reshiram, RPG, Server, Team Plasma, Unova region, video game, White, zekrom

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	4799
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Introducing… drumroll… Pokemon Black or Pokemon White /v/?!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can catch and battle Pokemon in the world of Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with rare and legendary Pokemon that you won’t find anywhere else. Want to catch a Charizard riding a Minecart? Done. How about a Pikachu riding a Creeper? We got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragonite, a fusion of the Enderdragon and Dragonite that will blow your mind! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Herobrinechu, a combination of Herobrine and Pikachu that will zap you into oblivion!

So what are you waiting for? Join Pokemon Black or Pokemon White /v/? today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Gotta mine ’em all!

Fear the Strong Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Competition, Conquer, courage, DOMINANCE, fear, Insecurity, intimidation, mental toughness, Minecraft, power, resilience, Rivalry, self defense, self-confidence, self-preservation, Server, strength, STRONG, Survival, triumph, Vulnerability, Weakness

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Farms Harvested:	846	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weak should fear the strong – and the strong should fear the moderators! Join us if you dare to enter a world where chaos reigns and only the most fearless survive.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to challenge the server owner to a PvP battle. Little did they know, the owner was actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise and turned the challenger into a block of obsidian with a single flick of their wand. True story.

But fear not, brave adventurer! If you have what it takes to survive in our world of madness and mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Diamonds as far as the eye can see, enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to never underestimate the power of a player with a diamond sword and a mischievous grin. Can you handle the heat? Or will you be turned into a block of obsidian like so many before you? The choice is yours.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, family conflict, Family issues, financial struggles, Minecraft, money problems, Server, sibling rivalry, sister drama, wedding conflict, wedding controversy, wedding decision, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding stress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions!

Just like the OP’s sister Melly, you’ll encounter players who are touchy about money and quick to leave group chats. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to shout expletives at you for no reason at all!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good argument and enjoy making outrageous demands. Want someone to pay for your virtual dress that you’ll only wear once? We’ve got you covered! And if you’re feeling extra feisty, you can always threaten to never speak to someone again until they apologize.

So come join our Minecraft server for a wedding-themed experience like no other. Who needs a peaceful, drama-free server when you can have all the chaos and craziness you could ever want? Let the virtual wedding bells ring!

WeddingCraft2021

borderline disorder, boundary setting, disinviting family, emotional blackmail, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Inappropriate Behavior, last minute expenses, mental health issues, sibling betrayal, sister drama, toxic relationships, ungrateful behavior, wedding drama, wedding fallout, wedding security, wedding stress, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	598753	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister’s antics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the drama between Kelly and her lap dance shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your mom and grandmother will want to join in on the fun (but sorry, Kelly is banned from attending). With extra security measures in place to keep out any unwanted guests, you can rest assured that your virtual wedding will go off without a hitch.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments, join our Minecraft server today! Just make sure to leave the drama at the door (or at least save it for the chat box).

DeoCraft Minecraft Server

72 hour protection, antiperspirant, DeoCraft, deodorant for active lifestyles, deodorant for all day protection, deodorant for athletes, deodorant for busy schedules, deodorant for long days, deodorant for on-the-go, deodorant for travelers, deodorant longevity, extended wear deodorant, long lasting antiperspirant, long lasting deodorant, long lasting effectiveness, long lasting formula, long lasting freshness, long lasting scent, Minecraft, odor control, Server, strong deodorant, sweat protection

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Tired of smelling like a creeper after just a few hours of mining? Join our Minecraft server where our 72-hour long lasting deodorant/antiperspirant will keep you smelling fresh even after battling mobs for days on end! No need to worry about stinking up your virtual world when you can smell as fresh as a field of daisies. Plus, rumor has it that our deodorant is so powerful, it can even repel creepers and zombies! Join now and say goodbye to smelly adventures in the world of Minecraft.

TastyComboCraft

amazing food pairings, bizarre yet delicious foods, culinary surprises, delicious odd pairings, eccentric food pairings, extraordinary food blends, odd but delicious dishes, offbeat flavor combinations, outlandish food duos, peculiar flavor combinations, peculiar taste sensations, quirky food fusions, strange but tasty foods, surprising flavor combinations, TastyComboCraft, uncommon food pairings, unconventional flavor mixes, unexpected food combos, unique taste experiences, unusual food matches, weird food combinations

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate food combo that sounds weird but tastes amazing! Imagine a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers wear top hats – that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll experience on our server.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, don’t be a potato stuck in a rut, join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover the ultimate food combination of fun and excitement.