Sadness Minecraft Servers

Sadness

  • HartAttack Minecraft SMP

    HartAttack Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the talking villagers who will trade you diamonds for your best joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT-loving creeper on the loose)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LoveSMPHeartbreak

    LoveSMPHeartbreak

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a creeper in your Minecraft SMP relationship? Join our server and never worry about awkward encounters again! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to find that special someone in a world full of blocky avatars.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary love potion, rumored to make any player fall head over heels for you. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a zombie instead – we’ve had some…interesting incidents in the past.

    So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today! Who knows, you might just end up building a pixelated castle together and living happily ever after. Or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GriefGuru in Minecraft SMP

    GriefGuru in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, crying over your lost diamonds like they were your ex’s phone number? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to heal your broken heart with laughter and shenanigans!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to face the pain of losing your favorite pickaxe again, because our community is so tight-knit, we practically share each other’s inventories. Need a new best friend after your dog despawned mysteriously? Look no further, because our players are more loyal than any tamed wolf.

    And if you’re still not convinced, just wait until you hear about the legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that a diamond block the size of a village is waiting to be discovered, guarded by a dragon who breathes fire made of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave hero to claim it, or will you end up as just another burnt marshmallow?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is your sanity from all the laughter and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real

    DemoralizedCraft SMP – The Struggle is Real

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building while dodging flying pigs and exploding chickens.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the level of chaos we bring. We have secret underground societies of villagers plotting against the players, and the cows have formed a rebellion against the sheep.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal Minecraft activities like mining, crafting, and exploring. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the ocean suddenly turns into a lava pit or when the trees start dancing to disco music.

    So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and remember, the only way out is through sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SadCraft or SadVibesCraft

    SadCraft or SadVibesCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Are you sick of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your problems!

    Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft – except instead of chocolate rivers, we have diamond waterfalls! And forget about boring old mobs like zombies and skeletons – on our server, you’ll be battling giant mutant chickens and evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Across a Pit of Lava While Riding a Pig” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of giant mushrooms and exploding sheep.

    So why are you sad? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HeartbreakCraft2021

    HeartbreakCraft2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t understand your pain? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn that frown upside down! Join us and let’s turn that heartbreaking year into a hilarious adventure filled with laughter, epic builds, and maybe even a few tears of joy (from laughing so hard, of course). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that understands the struggles of a bad year and turns it into a crazy fun time in Minecraft? Join us now and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FishyFiasco Minecraft Server

    FishyFiasco Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of swimming with the fishes in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the fish are thriving and living their best lives! Our server is so fish-friendly, even Aquaman would be jealous. Plus, our underwater world is so lit, even SpongeBob would want to move in! So come on over and experience the ultimate fishy paradise, where the only thing sinking is your worries. Join now and let’s make a splash together! 🐠🌊 #FishLivesMatter #UnderwaterUtopia

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and awkward situations? Then join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the wedding planning and step-family drama. Build your dream world and forget about forced smiles and fake happiness.

    On our server, you can create a world where your mom is still with you and your dad isn’t marrying someone new. You can build a virtual paradise where you never have to deal with step-siblings or awkward family dynamics.

    Join now and let your imagination run wild! Who needs a step-mom when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a world where you can be happy without all the drama. See you in the game, where family drama doesn’t exist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DepressCraft: Noobs Don’t Get It

    DepressCraft: Noobs Don’t Get It

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have therapy llamas that will listen to all your deepest mining woes and offer emotional support like no other!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature with a penchant for hoarding shiny things. Plus, our community of players is so supportive that even if you accidentally blow up your house with TNT, they’ll still cheer you on and help you rebuild.

    So why wait? Join our server today and discover a world where depression is just a myth and llamas are the key to happiness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMP_KagneySaver – Minecraft SMP

    SMP_KagneySaver – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a quest to save Kagney! Who is Kagney, you ask? Oh, just the most fabulous llama in all the land, of course! But beware, she’s been kidnapped by a group of evil chickens who are holding her for ransom. Join our SMP and help us rescue Kagney before it’s too late!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. And remember, Kagney is counting on you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP