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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8130 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 299 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!