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MineVegas Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, come join our server where we have a casino right in the middle of the map! Watch as players gamble away their diamonds and emeralds in hopes of striking it rich or losing it all.

One time, we had a player who was so unlucky at the slots that they ended up building a shrine to the RNG gods in hopes of changing their fortune. Spoiler alert: it didn’t work.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, because who doesn’t want to pet an explosive green creature? And don’t forget about our enchanted forest where the trees drop enchanted apples instead of regular ones.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your luck at the casino)!

SaddestCraft – WorstEndings

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	4715
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of sad movie endings leaving you in tears? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter! Our server is so epic, even Hollywood couldn’t come up with a better ending than the adventures you’ll have here.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers show up and challenge you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why waste your time watching sad movie endings when you could be creating your own hilarious stories on our server? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2826

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Star Shards Collected:	262	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Towns Built:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Animals Bred:	62
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	5921	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	5724	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7210

Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Potions Brewed:	169
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magic Items Found:	3173	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2623	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!