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  • SadDadGladLadMC

    SadDadGladLadMC
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 1181
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Animals Bred: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ores Mined: 2742

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

    Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

    Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

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  • BlockbusterBash

    BlockbusterBash
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 3158
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4200 Enchantments Applied: 65
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we recreate all the most overrated films in the most ridiculous ways possible! Watch as we turn “Citizen Kane” into a slapstick comedy or “The Godfather” into a musical extravaganza. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual popcorn machine for your in-game theater! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience cinema like never before on our wacky Minecraft server!

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  • Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 4121
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Farms Harvested: 410
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of boobies? Well, look no further because our server is all about those epic tit implants! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated enhancements and chesty adventures. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Boobie Mountain, where players can climb to the top and bask in the glory of the silicone peaks. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit are granted the power of infinite cleavage.

    So come on down to our server and let your boobie dreams come true! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of lotion, because things are about to get slippery.

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  • BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

    BootyCraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 3050
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Ores Mined: 5587 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

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    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bootylicious adventures you could ever dream of!

    Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.

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  • CraftyMomNoLies

    CraftyMomNoLies
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 2348
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Potions Brewed: 28
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Zombie Dances: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for the chance to sneak into your friend’s virtual house through the window, just like Jared did in real life. Will you get caught leaving behind your sunglasses as evidence? Will you be banned from the server for a month for breaking the rules? Only one way to find out!

    Experience the thrill of family feuds and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the virtual world. Will you stand up for your brother like Jared did, or will you be the one denying entry to your virtual house? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Join now for a chance to be caught in the middle of a heated argument between family members, just like the one that happened in real life. Will you choose to tell the truth and face the consequences, or will you lie to protect your friends? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the drama and excitement of real life on our virtual Minecraft server. Join now and see if you can handle the chaos!

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  • BlockShock TraumaCraft

    BlockShock TraumaCraft
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 2731
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

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    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us on our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a castle made entirely of TNT, the possibilities are endless.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

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  • CraftyKremlinSpy420

    CraftyKremlinSpy420
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 1335
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

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    lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

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  • CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

    CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 5124
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Farms Harvested: 760
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

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  • PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

    PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 8841
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Crops Grown: 8634
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 New Chunks Explored: 748681
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

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  • KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

    KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 784
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Farms Harvested: 119
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

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    lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

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  • ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

    ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 8963
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 53 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

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    Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!

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