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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2899 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Enchantments Applied: | 227 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Bruh, if you ain’t joining this lit Minecraft SMP, you’re gonna be sadder than a creeper without its boom! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, our mines are so OP even Herobrine is jealous. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a carrot, pure chaos and entertainment.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of chickens trying to survive in a world full of wolves. We have the craziest events, like a parkour race where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman (don’t ask how we got it, it’s a long story involving a witch and a potion gone wrong).
So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, like finding a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.
