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Lost in Minecraft, Send Help!

accident, Community, DELETED, drink, Friends, funny, Help, humor, internet, Lost, meme, Minecraft, Pepe, rare, rare Pepe, sad, Send, Shoes, Support, thank you, tuxedo, viral

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the craziest things happen!

Have you ever accidentally deleted a Pepe with a tuxedo who was sipping on a drink and showing off his stylish shoes? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll find plenty of frens in tuxedos ready to party with you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun. Who needs a boring old Pepe when you can have a whole gang of tuxedo-wearing frens by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. See you on the server, fren!

PsychoCraft: Where Sad Losers Become Psychos

breakdown, coping, depression, Despair, despairing, emotions, hopeless, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Loser, Losers, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Psycho, PsychoCraft, psychos, sad, self-destructive, Struggling, Support, Therapy, Troubled, Unstable

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	3037	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server! Are you tired of being a sad loser in real life? Well, have no fear because on our server, every sad loser transforms into a psycho mastermind!

Join us and embark on a journey of insanity and chaos. Build your own mad scientist laboratory, create potions that defy the laws of nature, and unleash your inner psycho on unsuspecting players.

But be warned, this state of mind isn’t meant for the weak-hearted. Only the craziest and most twisted players can survive and thrive in our world of madness. So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner psycho and unleash chaos like never before, join us on our server today!

Eternal Block Party

Audio recording, BLOCK, emotional, ETERNAL, eternal farewell, eternal goodbye, Eternity, Farewell, Goodbye, goodbye for eternity, goodbye for good, goodbye forever, goodbye forever message, goodbye forever recording, goodbye forever voice message, goodbye message, goodbye recording, goodbye voice message, heartfelt goodbye, long trail, Party, sad, vocaroo recording

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is neon green and the pigs wear sunglasses! 🐷😎

Join us if you want to ride on flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords! 🦙🔥🐔

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play hide and seek with the players! 🐉👀

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance to dubstep music! 💃🎶💥

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! 🎮🤪

Disclaimer: Pigs in sunglasses may not actually exist. Please play responsibly.

Blocky Tears

audios, blocky, chest, comfort, Connection, coping, emotional, face, Heartbeat, Intimacy, LAYING, Loneliness, longing, night, Phone, Pillow, Relaxation, sad, self-care, Simulate, Sleep, Tears, Technology

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Votes:	6287
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as putting your phone under your pillow and playing heartbeat audios to feel like you’re snuggling with a giant Ender Dragon! 🐉

Join us and experience the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by mischievous creepers who want to redecorate with TNT! 💎💥

Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself logs on just to challenge players to a dance-off in the Nether! 🔥💃

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life – complete with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and maybe even a llama riding a minecart! 🦙🚂

Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

Angry, Bitches, Brain, clothes, ex, Exes, fuck off, lie, male whore, Minecraft, murder, normies, ran through whore, sad, Server, SETTLE, sex, social circles, Talk, tattoos

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Runes Activated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

acceptance, alone, belonging, Darkness, disoriented, Distorted, Echoing, faggy, foliage, Happy, joy, Laughter, Light, Lost, Minecraft, numb, Outsider, POEM, Poems, poets, sad, Sadness, Server, shitty, warmth

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	149	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

WormyCraft: Where You Can Find Your Deworming Tabble Eating GF!

bin eating worm, BIZARRE, cat, Companionship, deworming, deworming tablets, Eating, FANTASY, Find, funny, gf, humor, lonely, longing, love, meme, meow, Pets, quirky, relationship goals, sad, surreal, Tabble, tfw, WormyCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Votes:	3125	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being the only one at the Minecraft party without a bin-eating worm girlfriend to share your deworming tablets with? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of bin-eating worm girlfriends just waiting to join forces with you!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest deworming tablets in all of Minecraft. Build a cozy worm bin for your new girlfriend to live in, complete with a mini fridge stocked with her favorite snacks (spoiler alert: it’s dirt).

But beware, rival players may try to steal your worm girlfriend or sabotage your worm bin. Stay on your toes and protect your precious pet at all costs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find your perfect bin-eating worm girlfriend match!

Ninakeks’ Epic Minecraft Mishaps

Community, controversy, Drama, Epic, Fans, gossip, internet, Minecraft, mishaps, Nijisisters, Ninakeks, Oh No!, ONLINE, Rumors, sad, social media, speculation, trending, Unhappy, Upset, vshojo, What Happened

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with friendly creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman Minecraft skills and be able to build a house out of nothing but air blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

Adventures, Beloved, CEO, Copium, CraftyCreeperz, Directed, DRUG, gaslit, hate, HBO Max, influential, Minecraft, okay, sad, Successful, Tlou, uncharted, uncharted 2, uncharted 4, videogame company, Write, wrote

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

SadCraft: Where Creepers Make You Cry

Blue, CREEPERS, CrestFallen, cry, dejected, Depressed, Despair, despondent, disheartened, downhearted, emotions, feelings, gloomy, HEARTBREAK, Melancholy, mournful, sad, SadCraft, sorrow, Tears, Unhappy, Upset, woeful

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Divine Spears Created:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7864	Animals Bred:	200

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like crying? Well, have no fear because our server is here to turn those frowns upside down! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers! Trust us, you won’t be feeling sad on this server – you’ll be too busy laughing your blocky butt off! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

AMERICANS, Botched Coup Attempt, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCraft, criminal justice, death, death penalty, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign relations, HUMAN RIGHTS, international affairs, international law, international news, justice system, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, penalty, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, prisoners, United States Citizens

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

ReZeroCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., best, Captivating, CHAPTERS, Characters, emotions, Expression, FANTASY, Favorite, Immersive, light novel, Literature, Minecraft, novel series, plot twists, re zero, reading, ReZeroCraft, Server, storytelling, Web Novel, written words

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	New Chunks Explored:	156208
Potions Brewed:	70	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a fantasy novel! Imagine being transported to a world where you can respawn just like Subaru in Re Zero. Every time you die, you come back stronger and ready to take on new challenges. Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a whole new way. Who needs boring old literature when you can live it out in Minecraft? Join now and start your epic adventure!

WhyDo15Craft SMP

1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15Craft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, Boundaries, custody split, CustodySplit, DadsDivorce, Divorce, divorce impact, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, half siblings, Jealousy, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental loyalty, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmother, Therapy, unhealthy love

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!

Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6073	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Villages Defended:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Buildings Constructed:	33	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

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