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Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Potions Brewed:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

TearjerkerTunes

bittersweet, cry, emotional, Emotional Music, Favorite, favorite song, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, love, Melancholy, Moving, Music, Nostalgia, powerful vocals, sad, sentimental, song, Soulful, tearjerker, TearjerkerTunes, Tears

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic builds, insane PvP battles, and hilarious pranks that will have you crying tears of laughter.

We guarantee that our server will have you hooked like a catchy song that you just can’t stop listening to, even if it makes you cry every time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you wanting more!

RingRecovery Minecraft Server

AITAH, Caring, Comforting, Communication, engagement ring, heartbroken, Lost, Minecraft, moving forward, not comforting, overreacting, prioritize, Quiet, Reassurance, RingRecovery, sad, sentimental value, Server, Understanding, Upset, Wife, work

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Farms Harvested:	648
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the value of sentimental items like engagement rings! Join us for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, where you can find your lost ring and reclaim it in the virtual world.

Imagine the thrill of searching through pixelated caves and battling mobs to retrieve your precious ring. Who needs therapy when you can conquer your emotions through epic Minecraft quests?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you shed a tear or two over your lost ring in our virtual world. In fact, we encourage it! Let your emotions flow as you navigate through our server and bond with fellow players over your shared love for shiny objects.

So come on, join us and let’s turn your heartbreak into a hilarious Minecraft saga. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring that’s worth a million virtual dollars!

EmoCartoonFeelsCraft

animated, animated characters, animated emotions, animated film, animated memories, animated series, animated storytelling, animated tears, cartoon, Childhood, EmoCartoonFeelsCraft, emotional, emotional impact, emotional moments, emotional scenes, heartwrenching, Memories, nostalgic, sad, tearjerker, touching

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magic Items Found:	6652
Love Letters Sent:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Have you ever seen a creeper cry because someone stole its diamonds? Well, get ready for the most emotional rollercoaster of your life on our Minecraft server! Our pixelated world is filled with drama, intrigue, and more twists than a pig trying to navigate a maze. Join us and experience the feels like never before as you build, mine, and survive in a world where even the chickens have a backstory. So come on, join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity as you embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

SadSmilesHideHere

amazing smiles, Confidence, emotional barriers, emotional well being, fear, Happiness, hidden beauty, inner beauty, insecure, mental health, personal struggles, positivity, sad, SadSmilesHideHere, self esteem, self-conscious, Self-expression, Share, social anxiety, Vulnerability, world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	238	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

join dis server and u will see unicorns flying around, pooping rainbows and glitter everywhere. u can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house out of cheese and live happily ever after with a pet dragon that farts diamonds. also, there are secret caves filled with dancing pandas and talking trees. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!

ClassmateClapback Minecraft Server

aita, ANNOYED, bad person, classmate, ClassmateClapback, coldly, denying, drawings, Explanation, Loli, mean, Minecraft, OFFENDED, parents, Polite, PUSHY, repercussions.., replying badly, sad, Server, sexual, teachers, whatsapp status

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Votes:	5594
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Farms Harvested:	821
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any annoying classmates bothering you? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and have a blast with like-minded players.

Forget about drawing guys or lolis for creepy classmates, here you can build whatever your heart desires without any judgment. And if anyone tries to push you into doing something you’re not comfortable with, just block them like you would a creeper in the game!

So come join us on our server and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and have a laugh along the way. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled classmates and judgmental parents. See you in the game!

SadBoiSquad Minecraft Server

actions, aita, alcohol, blockmates, calling out, Flatmates, freshers events, Friend, fruity ciders, Minecraft, mixed flavoured WKD, Needy, sad, SadBoiSquad, Server, socializing, speaking my mind, university accommodation, VOD, Women

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing sad is how sad our players’ actions can be (not emotionally sad, just sad in general).

Join us and meet players like our friend who is moving to university accommodation and stocking up on fruity ciders and woman drinks to impress the ladies in his block. Who needs social skills when you have alcohol, right?

Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the power of liquid courage and the art of bribery through beverages. Who needs to make friends the old-fashioned way when you can just offer them a drink?

So come on down to our server and see just how far a bottle of vod can get you in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends (or at least some tipsy acquaintances)!

RIP Visceral Minecraft SMP March 29, 2021 – August 30, 2024

ankle joint, antibiotics, athlete, AUGUST, Horse, infection, leg issues, March, Minecraft, neighing, Pain, put down, Race, race horse, RIP, RIP Visceral, Running, sad, Share, smp, Thread, Treatment, Visceral, weight

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the horses are not only athletes but also have dramatic storylines that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Witness the rise and fall of Visceral, the horse with dreams of winning races but tragically met his end due to a mysterious infection. Will you be able to save the next horse hero from a similar fate? Only by joining our server will you find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous ride of your blocky life!

DepressoVibesMC SMP

Bleak, DEPRESSING, DepressoVibesMC, Desolate, Despair, disheartening, dismal, doleful, downhearted, Forlorn, Grief, heart-wrenching, Heartbreaking, lugubrious, Melancholy, sad, smp, Somber, sorrow, tearjerker, Tragedy, woeful

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5171	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Holy Grails Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who guides you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. Along the way, you’ll encounter mischievous creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby and a group of friendly zombies who just want to start a book club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest collection of flying pigs, a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and a roller coaster that will make you question your very existence.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or build a giant statue of yourself out of solid gold? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Serotonin Space – Happy Blocks & Sad Slabs

animal models, blocks, brain chemistry, cells, Depressed, depression, Happy, Imaging, less serotonin, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neuroscience, neurotransmitter, normal, Release, researchers, sad, selective fluorescent probe, serotonin, serotonin deficiency, serotonin imaging, serotonin levels, Slabs, Space

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crops Grown:	5133
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

join dis epic minecraft server and u will be happier than a pig in mud! we got serotonin levels higher than a hot air balloon, u won’t be feeling depressed here, only good vibes and blocky adventures! our players have so much serotonin, they can literally see it glowing in the dark like a disco party in ur brain! come join us and release all dat happy hormone, we promise u won’t be feeling down in the dumps like those sad depressed cells, we got ur back with all the serotonin u need to keep u smiling and mining away!

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2023 – The Blocky Check-In

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mines Excavated:	4919	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Team Rocket EditionOP Template server where you can live out your wildest Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fantasies.

Ever wanted to be like Charlie and rehabilitate demons in Hell? Well, now’s your chance! Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or maybe you’re more of a Blitzo type, running your own assassin business in the fiery depths of the underworld. With your trusty weapons specialist Moxxie, bruiser Millie, and receptionist hellhound Loona by your side, anything is possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane storylines, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of rabid ghasts. Join us for a chance to experience Hell like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our Hellish Minecraft world. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, babysitting responsibilities, blended family issues, boundaries with family, co-parenting struggles, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family resentment, Family Support, generational differences, parenting roles, refusing to help family, sibling rivalry, step-parenting challenges, stepfamily dynamics, stepsibling relationships

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, complete with a stepdad who expects you to call him “dad” but you just can’t bring yourself to do it. And don’t forget the stepsister who won’t let you near her baby but expects you to babysit on weekdays after school. It’s a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than an episode of Jerry Springer, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play Minecraft on our server and escape into a world of chaos and ridiculousness? Don’t be the odd one out, come join the madness today!

PixelPerfect SMP: Booty Blocks

blocks, BOOTY, PixelPerfect, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Buildings Constructed:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Alien Abductions:	0

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft SMP, the most attractive feature on a person is definitely their ability to build a house that doesn’t look like a pile of dirt blocks stacked on top of each other! We’ve had some real winners come through here with houses that look like they were designed by a blind Enderman with no sense of style.

But hey, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to show off your building skills and impress everyone with your architectural prowess. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of that special someone who can’t resist a good cobblestone castle.

So come on over and join us for some blocky shenanigans and maybe even find love in a world made of cubes. Just watch out for those creepers, they’re known for blowing up relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

CheaterCraft: The Love Block Betrayal

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Breakup, CHEATER, CheaterCraft, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend, Cheating husband, cheating partner, cheating stories, cheating wife, DATING, Deception, dishonesty, ex, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lies, love, relationships, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of dating cheaters in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only cheating you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is filled with players who are loyal to their virtual partners and will never break your heart (or steal your loot). Plus, we have a special “Cheater Island” where all the unfaithful players are banished to live out their days in shame. So come join us for a drama-free dating experience and build your perfect virtual relationship without any sneaky surprises!

CraftyMicroMania

control issues, CraftyMicroMania, distrust, employee management., employee monitoring, Employee morale, Employee turnover, Helicopter bosses, leadership, leadership style, Lower productivity, management style, Mediocrity, Micromanagement effects, micromanaging, Staff disengagement, talent retention, toxic work culture, trust issues, work environment, workplace culture

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we DONT micromanage you like those lame bosses do! we let you do your own thang and build the most epic creations without someone breathing down your neck!

we aint about that life of distrust and low productivity, we all about FUN and building cool stuff together! no turnover here, just a bunch of awesome peeps hanging out and creating amazing things!

so if you wanna escape the micromanagers and helicopter bosses of the real world, come join us and let your creativity run wild! we promise you wont regret it, unless you hate fun and epicness, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates fun and epicness?! not us, that’s for sure!

IslamCraft Minecraft Server

billion, cultural diversity, global religion, global unity, Islam, IslamCraft, Islamic beliefs, Islamic culture, Islamic faith, Islamic values, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim traditions, muslim unity, muslims, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious persecution, religious tolerance, Server, stop islam, world population

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so epic, even over a billion Muslims can’t stop playing it? That’s right, our server is so addictive that not even the power of Islam can resist its charm! Join us for crazy adventures, insane building competitions, and a community that is as diverse as it gets. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it’s been declared a national treasure in 17 different countries. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the talk of the town!

GatorHuntinMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline, Adventure, alligator, CAMOUFLAGE, Dangerous, Florida, gator hunting, GatorHuntinMinecraftSMP, hunting, hunting gear, hunting tactics, hunting trip, lie still, Nature, outdoors, reptiles, stealth, Swamp, swamp life, Thrill, wildlife

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of gator hunting! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, here you’ll be dodging gators left and right while trying to stay alive.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tips and tricks to help you out. Like the time Jimmy tried to tame a gator and ended up riding it into battle against a horde of zombies. Or when Sally built a secret underground bunker filled with gator traps to protect her precious melon farm.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our gator-infested Minecraft SMP. Just remember, when you’re out gator hunting, you gotta lie real still…or else you might end up as lunch!

RentRage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, college student, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coworker dynamics, emotional response, full schedule, Maturity, Minecraft, picking up shifts, rent struggles, RentRage, RESPONSIBILITY, retail job, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, shift coverage, Time management, unreliable coworkers, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	154820
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing school and work? Look no further, because on our server, we know the pain of dealing with unreliable coworkers like Katy and Jake.

Join our server and experience the satisfaction of telling off your lazy coworkers in a virtual world where you can escape the drama of real life. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show Katy and Jake who’s boss by being the most reliable player on the server.

Don’t let their excuses and guilt-tripping get to you, because on our server, you can focus on your own goals and achievements without being dragged down by their laziness. So come join us and unleash your inner boss while having a laugh at the ridiculousness of it all!

ChipThiefDoubleDate

Apology, awkward situation, Best Friend, Chip, ChipThiefDoubleDate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dinner date, double date, EMBARRASSMENT, food etiquette, friendship, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, relationship, Restaurant, sharing, smoking area, Social Interaction, social norms, table manners

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1836	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Potions Brewed:	173
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward double dates and never have to worry about someone touching your food again! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!

Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feast on the tears of your enemies for breakfast! Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you craving for more. Who needs cereal when you can start your day with a side of revenge and a sprinkle of chaos? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!