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Grimwald SMP Java: Where watching grass grow is considered an extreme sport! Join now for the slow action!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

About us	We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Features	Proximity voicechat, optional feature Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life Coreprotect for server protection Hard difficulty Democracy for decision-making Updates to new versions soon after release Friendly community Minigames and events Group projects No pay to win or voting for access

Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

2. Is voicechat mandatory?

No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.

5. How are server decisions made?

All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.

Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4810
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

age, body shape, hygiene, HygieneCraft, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Physical attraction, pussy, Race, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, sexual compatibility, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual partners, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Taste

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	4449
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

aita, Apologize.., Ban, Cut off, DEFEND, duped, family, fiance’s friend, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer, innocent, malicious intent, patternity test, Pregnancy, Protect, Sensitive, snide remarks, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

CreeperCrashers

aita, apologised, Applying, Boyfriend, CreeperCrashers, double date, drinks, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, Friends, Girlfriend, Jobless, Lazy, out of order, Partners, Paying, ROUNDS, specific job, unemployed

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Void Armor Forged:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!

PleasureCraftXYZ

anonymous sharing, arousal, Boundaries, boundary-pushing, community insights, community insights Sensual experimentation, community insights Sensual exploration, Curiosity, experimentation, hidden desires Unconventional pleasures, hidden fantasies Erotic experimentation, hidden fantasies Erotic exploration, hidden pleasures Unconventional toys, Intimacy, intimate desires Taboo fantasies, intimate exploration, intimate secrets, kink Female pleasure, personal satisfaction Female arousal, Pleasure, pleasure seeking Taboo pleasures, PleasureCraftXYZ, question Sexual exploration, reddit, Self Discovery, self-exploration, sensation Intimate objects, sensory pleasures Reddit discussions, sensory stimulation Reddit confessions, sexual discovery Female pleasure seeking, sexual discovery Female sexuality, taboo Personal satisfaction, unconventional desires, unconventional toys, unique experiences, unique experiences Reddit discussion, weird, Women

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will tickle your funny bone and stimulate your creativity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience a world where the weirdest things are not only accepted, but encouraged! Build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or even start a farm with exploding chickens – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most bizarre and hilarious community you’ll ever meet. From players who communicate solely in cat memes to builders who construct entire cities out of cheese, you’ll never be bored with the eclectic cast of characters on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might even discover a new pleasure you never knew you had!

NeuroCraft: SunkCostVortex

behavioral economics, brain activity, brain function, brain mapping, brain region, brain region identification, brain study, cognitive bias, cognitive neuroscience, Commitment, Decision making, decision making process, goals, NeuroCraft, neuroscience, Psychology, research, sunk cost fallacy, SunkCostVortex, ventromedial prefrontal cortex, vmPFC

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

are you tired of your brain making you do dumb stuff? well come join our minecraft server and leave that ventromedial prefrontal cortex in the dust! we promise you won’t be stuck in the sunk cost fallacy here, just endless fun and crazy adventures! our server is like a brain vacation, where you can let loose and build to your heart’s content without worrying about silly things like commitment. so come on, join us and let your vmPFC take a break while you explore, create, and laugh your way through the best minecraft server ever!

★ LucidMC ★ [Survival Roleplay] ★ [Land Claiming] ★ [Resource Gathering] ★ [Grief Free] ★ [Immersive World] ★ Join Today!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, #youtube, acceptance, Adult, Anarchy, Anime, Anticheat, Castle, Chaos, Chestshop, Community, creativity, creeper, Discord, Economy, Enchants, expressive, FANTASY, Fly, girl, Grief, grief-free, hermitcraft, House, hypixel, immersive world, Kingdom, Kits, Land claiming, Legit, Lgbt, LifeSteal, LucidMC, Magic, memes, Modded, new, non toxic, Old, Resource Gathering, Roleplay, Shop, SKY, Small, smp, Spells, Survival, survival roleplay, sword, Teleport, twitch, Unique Community, Warp, Weirdness, zombie

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7676	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Votes:	5427	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Java IP: LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net

Bedrock IP: LucidMCBedrock.play-minecraft.net Port: 1984

Discord: discord.gg/gCsUVe3G

Welcome to LucidMC, a server with a unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way.

This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted.

Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net

ChipCraft – Cozy Adventures in MC Server

Adventures, Al-Quds Brigades, Ansarullah, Chip, ChipCraft, Comfy Happening, Cozy, evangelicals, F-22 Raptor, Gaza Strip, Hamas, israel palestine conflict, lebanon, LIVESTREAMS, Maps, Nakba Documentary, Netanyahu, News, occupation, palestine, Rafah city, resistance, Server, State Department, Terrorist, TJD13, tkd, US Marine, war cabinet

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2425
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning reality! Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even the Glowniggers are trying to sabotage us – that’s how you know we’re doing something right!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server you’ll deny Israel’s legitimacy, denounce the Talmud, and endorse TKD (Total Kike Death) – it’s all in good fun, we promise! Plus, we have the latest news straight from the #Hamas movement in #Lebanon, reports of downed F-22 Raptors in Yemen, and shelling of Zionist enemy soldiers in Gaza. And if that’s not enough, we even have a guide to the Israel-Palestine conflict that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little crazy around here – but isn’t that what makes it all so fun?

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, European country, foreign relations, heritage, i love poland, international relations, love, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, my country, national pride, patriotism, Polish people, PolishCraft, Server, solidarity, tourism, travel, Unity

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you a fan of pierogis, vodka, and dancing the polka? Then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! We’ve got more Polish pride than a pierogi eating contest at a polka festival. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few rounds of Minecraft bingo with a side of kielbasa. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – because on this server, we’re all about that Polska power!