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Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	517717	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ores Mined:	9598
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	122
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9949	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Emeralds Found:	7170	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1613
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	114
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Enchantments Applied:	187

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6579
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Elysian Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, activism, Awareness, Caring, Community, compassion, Crafters, current events, Distance, Elysian, Empathy, environmentalism, global awareness, global impact, Global Issues, global perspective, humanitarianism, long distance, News, people, social consciousness, society, world events

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
New Chunks Explored:	193569	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, bro, forget about the real world drama and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Who needs to care about stuff 20 miles away when you can be building epic castles and trolling your friends in-game?

Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and virtual friendships that will make you question why you ever cared about real world problems in the first place. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host epic parties with pixelated snacks and virtual drinks.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!