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  • The Goofy Golem – Minecraft SMP

    The Goofy Golem – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 3052
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because the golec thread SMP is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPunch – Minecraft Server

    PixelPunch – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 976
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Farms Harvested: 835

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a dragon battle in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the patch notes are more exciting than finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for insane battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on your heart.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?

    Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 1747
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match mixed with a comedy show hosted by the one and only Bill Cosby (not really, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a surprise guest appearance from your favorite WWE wrestler (just kidding, but a player named Stone Cold Steve Austin might show up). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Funny Women Minecraft Server

    Funny Women Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 2568
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP

    Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 4654
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 7402
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Picture this: Krillin from Dragon Ball Z has somehow found his way into the Minecraft world and he’s causing chaos everywhere he goes. Will he use his destructo disc to mine diamonds? Will he team up with creepers to take down Ender Dragons? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Krillin in Minecraft unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter

    Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 8178
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3302 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because Cretaceous Place is here to shake things up!

    Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

    But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RIP Minecraft Server Prodigy

    RIP Minecraft Server Prodigy
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 2083
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a true legend too! Our production skills are so top-notch, even the Beatles would be jealous. We promise you’ll be rocking out to creeper explosions and zombie groans in no time. Who needs a yellow submarine when you can sail the high seas of our server with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor? Come join us and let’s make some legendary memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

    SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 3433
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have perfected “The LOL System,” a piece of technology that can analyze the most hilarious memories contained within your brain! Join us as we dive into the wacky world of Minecraft with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

    In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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