Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all, even those with a history of failed military attempts? Look no further! Our server is perfect for sensitive souls who prefer virtual battles over physical ones. Join us and receive exclusive discounts for veterans (even if your only battle scar is a sprained ankle). Plus, stand up and be recognized as a true warrior…or sit down and game on, we won’t judge! Come join the fun and prove that trying, even if it’s just trying to join the military, makes you a hero in our book.
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NoobNoMoreMC
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EzGiveUp Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to give up anything ever again! We have magical potions that make you immune to hunger, so you can feast on unlimited virtual cake all day long. Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the art of bacon magic. So come join us and say goodbye to giving up anything ever again!
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DadWorkCancelled – Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your sister’s tantrums and your dad’s canceled dinner plans.Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so you’ll feel right at home.
Forget about real-life stress and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. Who needs family dinners when you can feast on virtual cake and explore endless worlds?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your sister may have ripped her heart out to move back home, but you can rip apart blocks and build your own kingdom here. Let’s craft away the drama and have a blast together!
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Trip Refund Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a canceled business trip to Boston! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery roses on windshields, canceled flights, and unexpected sacrifices.Imagine finding a rose on your car windshield, with no idea who left it there. But fear not, for our server is equipped with Tesla sentry mode to catch any suspicious activity! And who needs a business trip to Boston when you have a canceled flight due to a headache? Our players are always willing to make sacrifices for each other, even if it means losing out on $500.
Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you’re asking for compensation for a canceled trip. But remember, on our server, anything can happen – even threatening to break up over a disagreement about money.
So come on down and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the chaos ensue!
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FamilyCraft: Not Just for Myself!
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with u. like, imagine spittin rhymes with a llama named Llama Del Rey. also, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn creepers into cuddly kittens. plus, our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop any griefers tryna mess with ur builds. come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together, fam! 🐔💎🦙 #LlamaDelRey #CluckNorris #MinecraftMadness
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ChildCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of sacrificing your precious diamonds and emeralds for your Minecraft child? Look no further, because on our server, we have a magical currency system where you can sacrifice your unwanted dirt blocks instead! Your child will still be happy and you get to keep your shiny treasures, it’s a win-win situation!Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that can be used to buy the rarest items in the game. But be warned, the Golden Chicken is fiercely guarded by a pack of enchanted wolves who will stop at nothing to protect their precious poultry friend.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the skies. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride a flying pig into battle against hordes of zombie villagers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer!
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CraftyPatriotz
Are you ready to show your patriotism in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft server and prove your loyalty to your country by battling it out in intense PvP matches against players from around the world!Imagine this: You’re in the middle of a heated battle, fighting for the honor of your nation, when suddenly a wild creeper appears and starts wreaking havoc. Will you stand your ground and protect your homeland, or will you run away like a scared little sheep? The choice is yours, but remember, only the bravest and most patriotic players will emerge victorious!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in thrilling mini-games like Capture the Flag, where you’ll have to outsmart your opponents and secure the flag for your country. And if you’re feeling extra daring, why not try your luck in our hardcore survival mode, where every decision could mean life or death for your character?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show the world that you’re willing to die for your country – or at least respawn a few times for it!
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The Saintly Silliness: A Minecraft Server of Withering Laughs and Life-Stealing Shenanigans
The Withering Saints Minecraft Server
Overview:
This is a modded survival lifesteal SMP called The_withering_saints. This SMP will bring the best player out of you forcing you to not only use your PvP skills but your PvE skills, farming skills, knowledge of game mechanics and navigation skills holding events each day.
Events:
Event Description Oddly Bad Day Every Monday the server’s difficulty will be changed to hard difficulty. Terrible Tuesday Compete in the mob arena on Tuesdays to earn hearts by surviving. Flying Hell Fish Day Test your navigational skills using elytra on Wednesdays. A Sacrifice for Peace Every Thursday, sacrifice hearts or food to prevent Hell Day. The Calm Before the Storm Fridays are normal days without events. A Somber Scent Saturdays participate in a PvP tournament with rewards. The Fruits of Your Labor Successful sacrifices on Saturdays lead to a peaceful Sunday. Hell Day If sacrifices are not efficient, the server suffers consequences. Server Mods
This server has mods such as a backpack mod and a veinminer mod, along with other helpful mods to enhance gameplay.
FAQ:
Question Answer Can I join the server? Yes, you can join by joining the Discord and requesting to join the server. What are the rewards for participating in events? Each event has its own rewards, such as hearts, notch apples, or peaceful days. Are there any specific rules on the server? Be respectful to other players and follow the event guidelines set by the server. Can I use any additional mods while playing on the server? It is recommended to only use the mods provided by the server to ensure fair gameplay.
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MicrowaveMadnessMC
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value microwaves more than relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists just like the story of this player who had to leave her bf and take her precious microwave with her.Reasons to join:
1. We have a thriving community where microwaves are considered sacred.
2. Build your own virtual microwave empire and assert your dominance.
3. Experience the thrill of unexpected breakups and microwave thefts.
4. Who needs love when you have a trusty microwave by your side?
5. Join now and never have to ask your significant other if they want the microwave again!Don’t miss out on all the microwave madness, join our server today!
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BetterLife Minecraft Server
Are you tired of sacrificing your precious diamonds to the Minecraft gods in hopes of better luck in your adventures? Well, fear not, for on our server, we offer a special deal where you can trade in your diamonds for magical unicorn mounts that will fly you to the ends of the Minecraft world and back!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness that grants you infinite hunger satisfaction.
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you will also gain access to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers.
So what are you waiting for? Give up your diamonds and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other!