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PrayCraft: Breaking the 4th Wall

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	78	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5843
Votes:	9989	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u can break the 4th wall by praying in real life. like, u just gotta close ur eyes and say “pls let me find diamonds” and BAM u find diamonds in the game. it’s like u got super powers or somethin’. plus, we got flying pigs that drop golden apples and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. it’s lit af, u won’t regret joining this server, trust me.

Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

Bijou, Bijous, complaining, Eating, Economy, greedy, Manager, Meeting, Minecraft, Narcissistic, nips, ramen, rave, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centered behavior, self-entitled, self-interested, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-serving, selfish, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

archived threads., Arguing, Blake’s Diagnosis, blakes, BLOCK, discussion, E-Celebs, Fandom, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Party, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, rules, RWBY, Scarletverse, Server, Ship fighting, Trash, viz media

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	4314
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	261	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Votes:	6915	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

confidential information, confidential secrets, CraftyParents, Family secrets, Hidden Secrets, hidden truths, kept secrets, long-held secrets, Minecraft, personal privacy, private matters, Secrets, Server, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed matters, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Potions Brewed:	55
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

Anchored, China, Chinas, coastguard ship, CoastguardCraze, diplomatic crisis, east asia, exclusive economic zone, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime law, military escalation, naval presence, Philippines, Power projection, regional security, sea, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial claims, territorial waters

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mines Excavated:	2858
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

convenience dining, culinary delights, delicious eats, fast casual dining, food on wheels, food truck, food truck culture, food truck fare, foodie favorites, FoodTruckFrenzy, gourmet food, mobile food vendors, mobile kitchen, mobile meals, on-the-go dining, roadside dining, savory dishes, street food, tasty treats, truck cuisine, unique flavors

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

Brain, brain fluid, brain research, BrainWaveHeadaches, Connection, detailing, DiSRuPtiON, first time, flow of fluid, fluid flow, headache symptoms, headache triggers, Headaches, neurological connection, Neurological Research, neurological symptoms, neurological wave, research, spreading wave, triggers, WAVE

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1183	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Votes:	5451	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

auto assigned, avalon, Balanced, BETRAYAL, Biome, Civilizations, Cracked, financial conditions, Fresh, INTENSE, life steal, Map, meets, Nations, notsosquare, Plugins, PvP, Risk, rules, Semivanilla, Shrunken, smp, stale, teaming up, Territory, world, world border

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.