SacramentoCraft: The Hidden Gem

SacramentoCraft, underrated city, Sacramento nightlife, hidden, Sacramento food scene

come join our minecraft server and escape the boringness of sacramento! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. plus, we have a pet unicorn that poops diamonds and a roller coaster that goes through a portal to the nether realm. forget about sacramento, come to our server for the ultimate minecraft madness!

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KleptoCraft Minecraft Server

relocating, out of touch, Women, Crafting, Minecraft

Are you tired of dealing with drama and high school mean girls in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be stealing is blocks and diamonds, not your friend’s belongings!

We have a strict “no klepto” policy, so you can build and craft in peace without worrying about someone stealing your hard-earned loot. Plus, our community is full of bookworms, crafters, bakers, and stargazers – no botox parties or boozy brunches here!

Join us for some virtual fun and leave the drama at the door. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t accuse you of being a criminal just because you like to collect shiny things in-game. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s craft away the stress together!

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KinderCraftMayhem

recess supervision, arts teacher, off-campus, safety issue, KinderCraftMayhem

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take your kids on unauthorized field trips to our houses! Our staff is fully trained in proper school safety procedures, so you can rest assured that your little ones will be safe while playing on our server.

Join us for a fun and wild adventure, where you can build your dream world without any unexpected field trips. Our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or a virtual high-five.

Don’t miss out on the chance to play on the only Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about your kids being whisked away to a teacher’s house for a “field trip”. Come join us today and let the fun begin!

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GrossCraft SMP: EwwFactor100

nauseating, grossed out, smp, grossness, vile experiences

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, totally insane! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this giant slime that was like, eating all the other mobs. It was so gross but also kinda cool, you know? And then I built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and I accidentally set myself on fire like, five times. But it was worth it for the epic views, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like, the weirdest and funniest people ever. One guy built a house entirely out of cakes and another guy has a pet zombie pigman that he takes on walks. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious moments, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

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SecretBlockParty

Behind closed doors actions, guilty pleasures, Surreptitious behaviors, SecretBlockParty, unacknowledged behaviors

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with secret underground societies where players engage in hilarious and outrageous activities that they would never admit to doing in real life. From building giant statues of themselves to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the virtual world that will make you the richest player in the game. So come join us and uncover the craziest secrets that Minecraft has to offer!

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KoalaCraft Minecraft Server

discrimination, Community, antisemitic, childcare center, children

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we burn down childcare centers and spray paint weird stuff on the walls! we got all the chaos and mayhem you could ever want in a blocky world. join us if you want to be part of the most insane and outrageous community out there. who needs rules and order when you can have pure anarchy and destruction? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s set the world on fire together!

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CraftyComrades: XiPutinLoveTriangle

world leaders, russia, strategic partnership, CraftyComrades, China

come join our epic minecraft server where xi and putin are besties and trump’s return is causing chaos and anxiety! we got crazy alliances, intense battles, and a whole lot of drama! build your own empire, make new friends, and maybe even start a world war or two! with non-stop action and unpredictable twists, you’ll never want to leave this wild and wacky server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

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Stone Age Empire: Tetrarchy Quest

roman empire, Roman civilization, Archaeological excavation, archaeological discovery, ancient history

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join our server cuz we got some crazy shiz goin on. like, did u know we found a rare boundary stone from the tetrarchy period of the roman empire? yea, we got archaeologists diggin up all sorts of ancient artifacts while u build ur epic castle. u can even trade with the romans for some sick loot. so come join us and be a part of history, or at least pretend to be while u mine for diamonds. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

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🕰️ BetaCraft

smp, Minecraft, Server, Essentials, oldest

Betacraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Minecraft Beta 1.7.3
Founded	May 2013
Custom Features	Claiming Land Silk-Touch with Golden Tools Essentials (e.g. /tpa, /home, /warp) Minecart Mania (up to 500% faster minecarts)
Server Address (IP)	betacraft.uk

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You need to own the game to join, or ask to be whitelisted on the Discord server.

Q: How long has the server world been live?

A: The current server world has been live for 3 years and will stay forever.

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

A: Yes, some custom features include claiming land, silk-touch with golden tools, Essentials commands, and Minecart Mania for faster transportation.

Q: Can I get a better experience with a launcher?

A: Yes, you can get the launcher from the provided link for a better experience.

Q: Is there a 3D server world map available?

A: Yes, you can view the 3D server world map at map.betacraft.uk.

Q: How can I join the Discord server?

A: You can join the Discord server by visiting discord.gg/d4WvXeQ.

Q: Where can I find the server trailer?

A: The server trailer can be viewed at this link.

Q: Are there social media accounts for updates?

A: Yes, you can find updates on the website www.betacraft.uk, BlueSky at bsky.app/profile/betacraft.uk, and Mastodon at mastodon.social/@betacraft.

Eggcellent Adventure 1.21.2

inflation, rising costs, food prices, food access, economic crisis

Yo, forget about those expensive eggs, come join our Minecraft server where eggs are free and plentiful! No need to worry about the economy when you can just go chicken hunting in our pixelated world. Plus, who needs Walmart when you can have a virtual farm in Minecraft? Join us and escape the madness of real life prices, because in our server, eggs are the currency of choice!

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Sacramento Tourism