sacked Minecraft Servers

sacked Minecraft Servers

  • SushiCraft: Oops, Wrong Server!

    SushiCraft: Oops, Wrong Server!
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 7084
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Crops Grown: 3577 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

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    LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE A JAPAN DESTROYER GOIN INTO CHINA WATERS, BUT IN MINECRAFT! CAPTAIN GETS SACKED BUT U WON’T CUZ U BE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES N STUFF. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! MAYBE U’LL FIND A HIDDEN TREASURE OR GET ATTACKED BY CREEPERS, WHO KNOWS?! JUST JOIN AND FIND OUT! #EPICMINECRAFTADVENTURES #CAPTAINSACKED #LOLZ

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  • TerrorCraft Minecraft Server

    TerrorCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 2833
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than an israeli tech firm! we’ll pay you €35k just for joining and causing chaos by calling everything a terrorist state! build your own empire and watch it crumble just like this tech firm did! who needs a job when you can play minecraft all day and get paid for it? join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PrideCraft Minecraft Server

    PrideCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 9492
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4583 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1241 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

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    OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, its like a rainbow explosion of fun and friendship! we got more peeps than a pride parade in Mexico, and we even got a culture minister who got sacked for supporting our own Pride March! like, who needs a job when u can join us and build fabulous rainbow castles together? come join the party, we’re more lit than a disco ball on fire! #PrideCraft2021 🏳️‍🌈🌈🎉

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone

    Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 3269
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Towns Built: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

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    so, like, u know how vladimir putin is all like, “i’m gonna sack these four deputy defence ministers, no big deal”? well guess what, now there’s a spot open for u on our minecraft server! join us and u can be the new deputy defence minister, just like putin’s relative! maybe u can even overthrow putin and become the new russian president in minecraft world, who knows? come join the chaos and see where it takes u!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Are the Real MVP! ‘here’s what’s going to happen:’

    Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Are the Real MVP! ‘here’s what’s going to happen:’
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 3822
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mines Excavated: 4450

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness the legendary tale of a manager who got sacked multiple times, only to rise again like a phoenix from the ashes. Just like a player respawning after getting blown up by a creeper!

    With more plot twists than a soap opera, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat as you navigate through the ups and downs of this manager’s career. Will he finally find success or will he end up coaching a team of zombie pigmen?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of this epic saga that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

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  • BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

    BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 4490
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5840 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

    Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

    Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

    And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anime Master Minecraft Server

    Anime Master Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 5571
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5987
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Crops Grown: 3742
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just like every other one out there? Well, look no further because our server is like a Japanese animator’s dream come true! We slip in all our wildest fetishes into the game for a truly unique and unforgettable experience.

    Join us if you want to see giant tentacle monsters roaming the land, catgirls with magical powers, and mechs battling it out in epic PvP battles. Who needs boring old creepers and zombies when you can have a server that’s straight out of an anime fever dream?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures along the way.

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  • Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP

    Graphical Showcases Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 8910
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take lighting effects to a whole new level! Forget about any other game on PC that used similar lighting effects before Halo in 2001, because we are the pioneers of epic lighting in Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where torches shine brighter than your future, where the moonlight is so realistic you’ll forget you’re in a blocky universe. Our server is so lit, even the creepers wear sunglasses at night!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where we take lighting seriously, because let’s be real, who needs sunlight when you have our epic lighting effects? Join now and prepare to be dazzled by the glow of our torches and the sparkle of our lava pits. It’s a bright new world on our Minecraft SMP, and we can’t wait for you to join us!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server

    BroBroGrowUp Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 6781
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2244 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

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    Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of their parents and living rent-free while you work hard to build your own empire in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like Dan! Join us and build your own virtual kingdom while teaching Dan a lesson in responsibility. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Don’t be an enabler like Dan’s parents, join us now and let’s show him how it’s done!

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  • WeddingBlock25

    WeddingBlock25
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 4464
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Magic Items Found: 3273
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further than our server, where we treat you like royalty! Just like this parent who paid for all their older kids’ weddings without blinking an eye, we’ll shower you with riches and rewards beyond your wildest dreams.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.

    And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!

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  • HackLifeMinecraftSMP

    HackLifeMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 415
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Emeralds Found: 4020 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 986403
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you thrill-seeking, rule-breaking players out there!

    Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we throw all the traditional Minecraft rules out the window and embrace the madness. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Rumor has it that anyone who can make it past the creepers will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WishCraft: Make it Happen!

    WishCraft: Make it Happen!
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 1500
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

    But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

    So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

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  • BlockyJerusalemMC Server

    BlockyJerusalemMC Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 8725
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

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    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

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  • AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

    AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 5795
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

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    hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

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  • QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

    QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 7406
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Potions Brewed: 152
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Magic Items Found: 1770
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 415
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

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    join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

    come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

    we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

    discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

    so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

    Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 5853
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

    Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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