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PricelessPleb_MC SMP

not valuable, not worth buying, not worth it, not worth splurging on, not worth the budget, not worth the cost, not worth the expenditure, not worth the expense, not worth the fee, not worth the hype, not worth the investment, not worth the money, not worth the outlay, not worth the price, not worth the purchase, not worth the spend, not worth the tariff, not worth the value, Overpriced, PricelessPleb_MC, smp, Waste of Money

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Farms Harvested:	514	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

BlockBusterCraft

amazing, Astonishing, Astounding, awe-inspiring, BlockBusterCraft, Breathtaking, eXtraordinary, Impressive.., Incredible, jaw-dropping, Marvelous, Mind Blowing, MIRACULOUS, once in a lifetime, Phenomenal, remarkable, Spectacular, UNBELIEVABLE, unforgettable, wondrous

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Towns Built:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7109
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Void Armor Forged:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, autism, brain differences, brain sex, female brains, gay bottoms, gays, gender correlation, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, lesbians, Lgbt, LGBT community, male brains, manly lesbians, neurodiversity, Origins, RAINBOW, sexual orientation, transsexuality, transsexuals, womanly gays

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mines Excavated:	2567	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Dragon Eggs Found:	751	New Chunks Explored:	55935

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!

GazaHospitalRaidz

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, End.., gaza, GazaHospitalRaidz, hospital attacks, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, medical facilities, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, resolution, security council, strike, united nations, violence, Violence prevention, War Crimes, WHO chief

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	183	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PixelCraft Emporium 1.20.2

/v/ermins, 1.20.2, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, CN news, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emporium, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, GFL1 EN, GFL2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, lurk before posting., Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn games, Neural Cloud, News, pixelcraft, PNC EN, PNC Resources, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, Story summary, Sunborn ID, translated story, XMASGIFT, Yuritroons

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	200	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a Sunborn ID for your gaming soul. Forget Facebook and Google, bind your account here for maximum chaos!

We got guides that will blow your mind, like beginner’s FAQ that will make you question reality. Emulator guides? We got ’em. GF1, GF2, PNC resources? Check. Translated story and lore material that will make you go “whaaaaat?”

And don’t even get me started on the news and events. New Re-Supply Gacha? New Event? Targeted Procurement? Character Event? It’s like a party in the Nether, bro!

Oh, and don’t forget the secret codes. DO NOT REDEEM them, just like you shouldn’t redeem your sanity when you join this server. And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, yuritroons, retards, and degenerates. Lurk for 2 months before posting, just to prepare your brain for the madness that awaits you. Join now, or regret it forever!