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Cosmic Conquest 1.20.5

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Star Shards Collected:	182
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos of a world where Elon Musk is conceding and we are all going back to the saars!
Cope harder and enjoy the jeet invasion with your fellow Migatards as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory!
Who needs rationality when you can join a server where reality is questioned and mistakes are celebrated?
Embrace the shizo crazy 4chan anon within you and let’s create a world like no other in Minecraft!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Votes:	6667
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9223	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Potions Brewed:	138	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Alien Abductions:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchantments Applied:	293

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!