saars Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cosmic Conquest 1.20.5

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Star Shards Collected:	65	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos of a world where Elon Musk is conceding and we are all going back to the saars!
Cope harder and enjoy the jeet invasion with your fellow Migatards as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory!
Who needs rationality when you can join a server where reality is questioned and mistakes are celebrated?
Embrace the shizo crazy 4chan anon within you and let’s create a world like no other in Minecraft!

Good Morning Saars Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	926
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can trade diamonds for sexy Russian wife bob and vagene! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a base with your new Russian spouse while fending off creepers and zombies. Who needs diamonds when you can have a sexy Russian wife by your side? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and start your wacky journey on our server!

Why Did She Do It? Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Votes:	4689	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Saars, the mischievous admin of this server, is constantly pulling pranks and causing mayhem for all the players. Why did she do it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment on this server!

Join us if you want to experience insane challenges like building a house out of exploding TNT blocks or surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig. Saars will keep you on your toes with her unpredictable events, like turning all the cows into dancing llamas or spawning a giant chicken that shoots fireballs.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and madness. You can also team up with other players to complete epic quests, like finding the legendary diamond sword of doom or taming a dragon to ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot and valuable resources.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and see if you can survive the madness of Saars!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, come join our server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor – things can get pretty crazy around here!

Crafty Saar’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we’ve actually trained the villagers to do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just ask a villager and they’ll get to work.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

SAARS Minecraft Server: Craft, Build, Survive!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a Bollywood movie? Look no further, because our server is filled with South Asians who are not just here for IT work, but also to dominate in building epic structures and slaying dragons!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers with a samosa in one hand and a diamond sword in the other. Our South Asian players bring a whole new level of spice to the game, literally – have you ever seen a creeper explode into a cloud of curry powder? It’s a sight to behold!

So come join us on our server, where stereotypes are shattered and creativity knows no bounds. Who knew that South Asians were not just tech wizards, but also Minecraft masters? It’s time to break free from the mold and show the world what we’re made of – one block at a time!

VisaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most visa-worthy server out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our visa-required Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because TNT is a common form of greeting here). See you there, saars!

Crafty Saars Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Animals Bred:	141
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	667441	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a land where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Go for it! Feel like building a castle made entirely of cake? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into the sunset. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the music is always bumpin’.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

UglyCraft: Where Dysgenic Americans Unite for LOLs and Blocks!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a sugar rush.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a Diamond Chicken?!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Scamming Saars Minecraft Madness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dimension Hops:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of getting scammed at Indian restaurants? Are you fed up with getting smaller portions for the same price? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the butter chicken you want without any shady business tactics! Join us for a culinary adventure where the only thing getting cooked is your delicious creations, not your wallet! Build your own Indian restaurant and serve up justice with every dish you make. Say goodbye to restaurant scams and hello to unlimited butter chicken on our server! Happy crafting and happy eating!

Need You So Bad Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the land of unicorns and rainbows. But beware, there’s a mischievous group of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a magical diamond pickaxe that can turn any block into a giant cake! Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE! So come join us and help us defeat the evil chickens and save the server from their clutches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tracy’s Tuesday Hotdog Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Dimension Hops:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can hug gators, play Snoot Game, and listen to the epic Snoot Game OST on repeat!

But wait, there’s more! We have Snootboorus for all your fan art needs, a Snoot fic spreadsheet for all your fan fiction desires, and even Snoot AI chatbots to keep you company when your friends aren’t online. And don’t forget about our collection of Blender and Low Poly models for all your building needs.

Join now for a chance to experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family!

ChaosEmerald

adult community, auction house, Chill, Clan, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, family, games, grind, in-game shops, Minecraft, oldschool runescape, osrs, Player Economy, PvE, PvP, Relax, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

ChaosEmerald – ChaosEmerald is an OSRS (OldSchool RuneScape) friendly community who love to chill, have a laugh and most importantly, play games! We are here for the love of OSRS and Minecraft and want to expand from our 360+ member clan to Minecraft and grow our family! We are mainly adults with full-time life commitments and want to assure you that we support that. The ChaosEmerald server has been created to be a relaxing and chill space for those who enjoy both games. We will never sell permissions and respect the passion of creativety and a grind. We wont be offering rediculous MTX pay-to-win crates as we dispise them and want to focus more on a player made economy with our in-game shops and auction house.

88.211.239.89

Tarrows 1.21.3 Minecraft server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Votes:	3445	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

The owner of the “Terrows 1.21.3” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

terrows.f1cont.com

Chuuba Connections Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	140123
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig while shooting fireballs out of its eyes. Or how about a chicken wearing diamond armor and challenging players to a dance-off? And don’t even get us started on the talking creepers who recite Shakespearean sonnets while exploding!

Every other small-time chuuba is connected to our server because they know where the real party is at. We’ve got secret underground disco caves, skydiving competitions with Ender Dragons, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into a land of candy and unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

BBC Mating Call Minecraft SMP: It’s Over Bros, She’s Blacked Owned Now

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	50
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7386	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have BBC mating calls going off left and right, and let me tell you, it’s a sight to behold. The server is now officially blacked owned, so if you want to join in on the chaos, you better hurry up before it’s too late. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild ride of a server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Alien Abductions:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Void Gems Collected:	32

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, basic characters? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, even the ugly fat-faced ones! Our community is full of players who embrace uniqueness and diversity, so don’t worry about fitting in.

Join us and embark on wild adventures with characters who break all the gaming stereotypes. Who needs a perfect, flawless protagonist when you can have a fat, ugly, and downright disgusting one to play as? It’s time to break free from the norm and embrace the beauty of imperfection.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where being different is celebrated. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter characters and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. Join our server now and prepare for a gaming journey like no other!

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	150	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5781
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

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We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

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