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BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Votes:	785
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	278	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9633
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4023
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	31
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	984307
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ores Mined:	6888
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed