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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8214 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
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u gotta join dis server cuz u never kno wat u gonna find next, maybe a secret underground base filled with diamondz or a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out its eyes.
we even got a secret society of pigs wearin top hats and monocles, plannin world domination while sippin on fancy apple cider.
so, if u wanna escape da boring real world and dive into a land of pure madness and mayhem, join dis minecraft server now! or else u gonna miss out on all da fun and end up watchin more missile tests fail.
