S5E01 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Angela’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	3051

Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

Fan Service Minecraft Server

Anime, controversy, critique, Entertainment, Fan, fan community, fan culture, fan engagement, fan enjoyment, fan expectations, fan interaction, fan opinion, fan perspective, fan reaction, fan response, fanservice, gender representation, Manga, Media, Minecraft, objectification, Server, service, Sexualization

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	264045	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

just make your own game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4204	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3752
Villages Defended:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Villages Defended:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP (1.16.5)

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

mr5.bear-land.net

Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

Awareness, Boys, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Empathy, equality, Experience, Identity, inclusion, INEQUALITY, marginalized groups, Minecraft, perspective, Privilege, Race, racism, Server, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, Understanding, White, White boys

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4261
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, anger, cauldron, Chaos, Christ, Christianity, CHRISTIANS, consequence, death, Die, eternal death, Holle, Jewish, King, Memory, mercy, Minecraft, Pain, Pointless, smp, Soul, test, transformation, Trees

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Farms Harvested:	119
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cc, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, Dawn, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Kraken, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, malboro crystal, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, NA, primal, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Ultros, Wolf’s Pier, xivg

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8933
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Star Shards Collected:	231
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!